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Bankers

  1. select all
    Who Needs Bankers When You Have Robots?They have already invaded the market. Their total victory is where things get interesting.
  2. crimes and misdemeanors
    Manhattan Madam’s Accomplice Mulls Turning Herself In Claims she’s been on vacation, only just checked the news.
  3. bankers
    Accused Manhattan Madam Has a Friend at Morgan Stanley [Updated]He’s been identified as a broker named David Walker.
  4. the neediest cases
    I-Bankers Struggle to Send Their Kids to School on $1.6 MillionPretax.
  5. what happens in davos stays in davos
    Report Can’t Confirm What Words Bankers Used to Describe Reform, But Can Assure Us They Were Not NiceCockiness and disdain at Davos.
  6. schooled
    Attention, CBS Students: ‘Do Not Smother the Bankers’!Especially if you’re wearing a strong cologne.
  7. real talk
    Bankers Accept That They Will ‘Never Be Loved’Just pay them and they’ll be happy.
  8. optics
    Banker Saves Septuagenarian Trapped in Corn SiloReally? What is going on.
  9. neighborhood news
    Bankers Rescue Children From Burning BuildingOr so they SAY.
  10. god’s work
    Fifteen-Year-Old Goddess Eyes Banking CareerFurther proof that the death of Wall Street has been highly exaggerated.
  11. first-world problems
    Now Kenneth Feinberg Is Making It Impossible for Bankers to Get DivorcedWhy does the government have to meddle in everything?
  12. whiskey dicks
    Commuters Grateful to Snowstorm for Keeping Them Away From Stifling Suburban LivesExpect an uptick in “Get warm on a cold night” ads in Casual Encounters.
  13. bons mots
    Young Banker Likens Work Creating Synthetic CDOs to Fighting in Vietnam“It’s not a good war, but they tell you to shoot. You shoot.”
  14. fight club
    Bankers Coping With Recession by Beating the Crap Out of Each Other“Some days, fighting is the only thing holding them together.”
  15. non-trends
    Our Long National ‘Frugal Fatigue’ Nightmare is Almost OverBut who will buy the first big necklace?
  16. white men with money
    Naughty Bankers Need Love, TooWall Street professionals have affairs “to feel loved,” according to a survey.
  17. bankers
    The Dancing Baby BankerWatch an animation based on this week’s cover story about the fight over AIG bonuses.
  18. the rich hunt
    Who’s Stealing Americans’ Jobs Now?Another reason to be annoyed at the finance professionals who got us into the recession.
  19. the greatest depression
    Lehman Brothers Annoys Us Even From the Great BeyondPeople are making lots of money off of liquidating the fallen investment firm.
  20. the rich hunt
    Ad Rallies Rage At Bankers, But Who’s Behind It?Scottish and Newcastle’s new viral ad makes fun of bankers, but the joke’s on us.
  21. the greatest depression
    In Argentina, Laid-Off Bankers Can Be Superheroes AgainAfter the indignity of of being laid off from their high-paying jobs as masters of the universe, many bankers are finding themselves in Latin America.
  22. white men with other people’s money
    Banker Who Stole Millions on Why Fraud Is Rampant in Industry“We feel like we can take risks that other people don’t even dream to do.”
  23. keeping them honest
    We’re Suspicious of This Video of a Banker Saving Adorable Fuzzy Ducklings From DeathFirst of all, how is it that this daring one-man rescue was filmed? From MULTIPLE ANGLES?
  24. white men with money
    London Bankers Are ‘No Pansies’… they say while wearing hand-stitched bespoke suits.
  25. outrages
    Citigroup Gave Glorified Starbucks Cards to Employees and Some People Are Mad About ItInstead of taking them on a vacation, as they normally do, Citigroup this year gave the highest-performing traders in their one profitable unit gift cards worth between $1,000 and $3,000. Cue the populist outrage!
  26. brief lives
    Beautiful Banker David Webb’s Life, in BriefParsifal, parsed.
  27. the greatest depression
    Bankers in Crisis!The financial crisis has taken a psychological, as well as monetary, toll.