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Chimps

  1. it’s science
    Federal Government Suspends New Medical Testing on ChimpsSorry, mice. Maybe learn sign language or something.
    By Dan Amira
  2. weird science
    What Separates Us From Chimps?Lost DNA.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  3. sad things
    Sandra Herold, Owner of Marauding Chimp Travis, Dies of a Broken HeartSad.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. animies
    Scientists Continue to Facilitate Our Animal EnemiesWhy are we giving video cameras to the chimps?
    By Dan Amira
  5. animies
    Connecticut Won’t Press Charges Against Chimp OwnerSandra Herold, the Connecticut woman whose pet chimpanzee, Travis, attacked her friend, is off the hook in at least one respect.
    By Jessica Pressler
  6. sad things
    Connecticut Chimp-Attack Victim Reveals Her Face on OprahIt’s pretty bad.
    By Dan Amira
  7. monkeys are just like us only hairier and more ruthless
    Never Let a Monkey See You SweatHow not to be terrorized by monkeys, should you come into contact with them.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. monkeys are living like humans all around us
    Here Is a Video of Monkeys Having a Pool PartyBecause we don’t know about you, but we need a break from thinking about health care.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. monkeys are living like humans all around us
    An Ape Pulled a Knife on Another ApeYesterday at a zoo in Canada, a gorilla picked up a knife that a zoo employee accidentally left in his cage and appeared to threaten another gorilla with it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. why they hate us
    Chimps Living as Humans Are Actually an American TraditionThe ‘Times’ tells us a sweet story about a man reconnecting with a childhood pet-sister.
    By Chris Rovzar
  11. animies
    That Crazy Chimp Was on Drugs After AllXanax, to be precise. Guess it didn’t work.
    By Dan Amira
  12. monkey attacks
    Travis the Chimp’s Owner Getting Sued for $50 MillionWell, obviously.
    By Dan Amira
  13. why they hate us
    Chimps Stockpiling Weapons, Planning AttacksChilling news: Chimps are planning attacks in advance.
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. monkey attacks
    Congress Makes Halfhearted Attempt at Preventing Future Monkey Attacks“Never again.”
    By Dan Amira
  15. the post-racial world
    Al Sharpton Says Post Cartoon Might Be Kind of RacistDid it compare President Obama to a chimp?
    By Dan Amira
  16. animanhattan
    Ape Living Life of Connecticut Divorcée Goes WildMauls local female after she gets fetching new haircut.
    By Chris Rovzar