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Drunk People
Jan. 26, 2016
Uber to Drunk Riders: Here, Play With a Bop It! Instead of Attacking Your Driver
They can also twist it, pull it, and pass it if they’d like.
By
Samuel Lieberman
drunk people
Jan. 17, 2012
The Giants Won on Sunday Because Casey Put Sparkles on Her Nails
Also, because she wore her Clay Matthews jersey instead of her Aaron Rodgers jersey.
By
Dan Amira
puppies!!!!!!
July 5, 2011
Drunk People Are Buying Adorable Puppies They Won’t Want in Five Hours
Two West Village pet stores located near bars have been forced to enact bans on puppy purchases by drunks.
By
Dan Amira
stupid crime of the day
May 19, 2010
Why Doesn’t Stuff Like This Ever Happen When We’re in the Library?
A dude busted for drinking vodka in the Greenpoint branch went nuts earlier this week.
By
Chris Rovzar
the sports section
Apr. 7, 2009
Drunk-Driving Joba Doesn’t Care for New Yorkers’ Road Etiquette
Keep an eye out for those batteries, Joba!
By
Dan Amira
bridge and tunnel
Mar. 30, 2009
FIT Girls Were Seduced by Undercover Officers Claiming Large Wangs
The FIT students arrested for dealing coke in December claim they are not at fault.
By
Jessica Pressler
crazytown
Jan. 15, 2009
FIT Giggly Coke Girls Achieve the Impossible
They turn drug dealing into a nonprofit enterprise.
By
Chris Rovzar
neighborhood watch
Dec. 17, 2008
Half Quarter of All Subway Deaths Were of Drunk People
Just when you thought you were drinking responsibly by taking mass transit.
By
Tim Murphy