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    Goldman Sachs May Begin Selling UraniumCue the conspiracy theories.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Goldman Sachs Worries That Allegations of Nuclear Testicles Might Be Bad for BusinessLook what happened to Iraq!
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Goldman Hires Outside PR Firm to Help With Image ProblemConvincing the world that the vampire squid only wants to cuddle requires the work of more than just one man.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Lloyd Blankfein Has a Secret Weapon With Which He Controls the WorldTwo, actually.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Goldman Sachs Nets $5 Billion Profit in Fourth QuarterWow.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    World Fails to Get Lloyd Blankfein’s JokeThe Goldman CEO learns the meaning of “too soon.”
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Goldman Sachs, Newly Mindful of Optics“We don’t club baby seals. We club babies.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein’s Cup Runneth OverHe is just TOO successful, and it’s embarrassing.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Daily Intel’s Solution to Goldman Sachs’s Image Problem“A lot of these image campaigns don’t do anything to convince the public that company is a cuddly koala bear,” one public-relations experts laments. But we have one that does!
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Goldman Sachs: Now With Child MolestersAnd they thought it couldn’t get any worse.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Goldman Sachs Buys Back Warrants for $1.1 BillionThe price lets Goldman look like they are being kind to the taxpayer without being obsequious.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Lloyd Blankfein Will Celebrate Awesome Q2 Results in His Own WayWhat’s Goldman Sachs’s CEO doing after today’s awesome earnings report? We have some inkling.
    By Jessica Pressler