Behold! A Positive Story About the KnicksThe ‘Times’ weans us off negative coverage by including lots of mentions about how fat Zach Randolph is, in an otherwise positive article.
The Knicks Are to Basketball As Q-Tip Is to RappingThe rapper, who’ll perform at the Knicks home opener tomorrow night, last released a solo album in 1999, approximately the same time the Knicks were last relevant.
ByJoe DeLessio
Knicks Front Office Tempts Gods by Cutting a EwingWe are, of course, referring to Patrick Ewing Jr., the less talented but similarly named son of the Knicks’ all-time leader in points, rebounds, blocks, steals, and sweating.
ByDan Amira
the sports section
Isiah Thomas, Media-Savvy As AlwaysIsiah Thomas was notoriously toxic toward the press as coach and general manager of the Knicks. But the guy sure knows the right time to overdose on sleeping pills.
ByWill Leitch
the sports section
Isiah Thomas Hospitalized for Sleeping-Pill Overdose?The former Knicks coach was hospitalized in White Plains today after he was found overdosed on sleeping pills late last night. According to reports, the incident is being treated as an overdose and not a suicide attempt.