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Masturbation

early and often Apr. 16, 2016

Ted Cruz Says He Won’t Ban DildosStockpiling sex toys in anticipation of a Cruz win in November no longer seems necessary.

By Chas Danner
gross things July 12, 2013

Sometimes You Just Need to Masturbate While Driving a Bus Full of PeopleApparently.

By Dan Amira
neighborhood news Oct. 27, 2011

Man Seeks to Pleasure Himself in Every NYC StarbucksEw. Also unfunny.

By Joe Coscarelli