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New York Jets

  1. infinite jets
    Why Does the New Aaron Rodgers Documentary Exist?Two miserable Jets fans take in a three-plus-hour exercise in image management.
  2. games
    Trump Won, So We’ll Settle for Aaron Rodgers SchadenfreudeAfter a decade of making everything about him, the aging quarterback has gone quiet amid a disastrous season.
  3. games
    Aaron Rodgers Is Holding on for Dear LifeIn his season debut Monday night, the aging Jets quarterback didn’t look like his usual, smugly confident self.
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    Why Are We Still Watching the Jets in Week 15?Two miserable fans return to commiserate about a lost season.
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    Why Are We Still Watching the Jets?Two miserable fans recap week two and try to process their grief.
  6. games
    This Might Be the End of Aaron RodgersAfter injuring himself four plays in, the aging star rendered the Jets — and possibly himself — irrelevant.
  7. games
    Aaron Rodgers Really Wants to Be Liked AgainEver since he joined the Jets, the anti-COVID-vaxx conspiracy theorist has dialed down the nuttiness.
  8. games
    A C-Minus Version of Aaron Rodgers Is Still a Win for the JetsConsiderable baggage aside, he’s an improvement on the status quo.
  9. the sports section
    Michael Vick Is Coming to New YorkHe just signed with the Jets.
  10. crimes and misdemeanors
    Kellen Winslow Allegedly Masturbated in CarThe best police report in recent memory.
  11. the sports section
    Guy Who Fell on Other Guy at Jets Game Loses JobHe’s also banned from the stadium. 
  12. the sports section
    Idiot Slides Off Upper Deck at Bills-Jets Game, Falls on Man Below [Updated]Here’s the video. 
  13. the sports section
    Jets Fan and Lady He Punched Charged in FightAlso: New video angle.
  14. the sports section
    Male Jets Fan Celebrates Win Over Patriots by Punching Woman in the FaceHere’s the clip. 
  15. the sports section
    The Most Embarrassing GIFs From Yesterday’s Giants and Jets GamesRelive the worst moments!
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    The Jets Were Awful and Somehow Still Overcame ExpectationsGeno Smith threw three fourth-quarter interceptions. 
  17. the sports section
    Mark Sanchez Might Need Surgery, Could Be Done With the JetsThe quarterback has a labral tear.
  18. the sports section
    Rex Ryan Went Running With the Bulls, Is Somehow Still AliveHere’s a photo.
  19. the sports section
    Tim Tebow Is No Longer a New York Jet, and That’s for the BestHe’s been released.
  20. party report
    Tim Tebow Trade Proves Unimpressive to New York City Cultural EliteThe newest Jet is already getting a cold welcome.
  21. team sports
    Jets Conditioning Coach Sal Alosi ResignsAfter a two-month suspension, he’s out.
  22. the sports section
    Not Surprisingly, Rex Ryan Declines to Discuss His Foot-Fetish VideosThis was an awkward press conference.
  23. the sports section
    Jets Coach Rex Ryan and His Wife May Star in Online Foot-Fetish VideosEither that or someone is doing a great impression of the couple.