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Oh Texas

  1. Heavily Armed Texans Protest Imaginary ‘Sharia Law Court’Two months after mistaking Ahmed’s clock for bomb, citizens of Irving Texas mistook an Islamic mediation center for an illegal court.
  2. pumpkin vice
    Deer Gets in Halloween Spirit by Making a Jack-o’-lantern on Its FaceThe deer was saved. The pumpkin was not.
  3. conspiracy theories
    Pentagon Assures Texas That It Has No Plans to Take Over the State“We are not taking over anything.”
  4. crimes and misdemeanors
    Guy Played by Ryan Gosling Peed on Candy at CVSRobert Durst just can’t stay out of trouble.
  5. oh texas
    Rick Perry Looks Like a ‘West Coast Metrosexual’The governor’s “sartorial change of direction” has been questioned by a real man.
  6. early and awkward
    Rick Perry Thinks Being Gay Is a Lifestyle Choice, Just Like Being an Alcoholic“I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way,” he said. In San Francisco.
  7. early and awkward
    Texas Republican Really Flustered by All of This Gay Marriage BusinessHe accidentally tweeted “MARRIAGE= ONE MAN & ONE MAN.”
  8. stunts
    Texas Gun Rally Will Re-Arm the AlamoMore than 1,000 are expected to show.
  9. shmashmortion
    Texas House Provisionally Approves the Bill Wendy Davis FilibusteredIt’s expected to go all the way.
  10. early and often
    Rick Perry Still Praying He’ll Be President SomedayHe’s not seeking reelection as Texas governor.
  11. oh texas
    Texas Now Welcoming New York Gun OwnersFeel free to move south.