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Turtles

amazing things May 14, 2016

‘Big Ass Turtle’ Survives High-Speed Car Crash in FloridaThe turtle was hit by one car and propelled through the windshield of another car going more than 70 mph.

By Chas Danner
bad ideas Dec. 1, 2015

Canadian Man Faces Jail Time for Smuggling Turtles in His PantsHe strapped 41 turtles around his legs and hid 10 in between.

By Elaine Godfrey
companions Mar. 13, 2015

Meet New York’s Oldest Third-GraderMolasses, an Eastern box turtle, is 55 years old and lives in Room 208 at Friends Seminary.

By Christopher Bonanos
turtle men Nov. 9, 2011

Mitch McConnell Looks Like a TurtleWe were all thinking it, but the Daily Caller acted on it.

By Dan Amira
why they hate us June 29, 2011

Terrifying Turtle Stampede Delays Flights at JFKThis again?

By Chris Rovzar
in other news Aug. 19, 2008

Two-Headed Turtlenapping in Brooklyn!A famously freaky turtle in a Brooklyn pet shop has been stolen. We imagine what must have been going through its head … er, heads.

By Chris Rovzar