Anthony Scaramucci (left), Freddie Mercury (right).
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As of Friday afternoon, Sean Spicer is officially out as White House press secretary. At the same time, the White House announced that Trump is appointing New York financier Anthony Scaramucci as the new communications directors. (The position has been vacant since Mike Dubke stepped down in May.) Scaramucci. Say it twice and then ask if he’ll do the fandango. As in “Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?” Congrats! You’ve now made the same “Bohemian Rhapsody”–inspired joke as every other poor sap on Twitter.
Pro tip: If you search a joke on Twitter and you see that everybody and their drunken uncle has already made it, you can just skip tweeting it yourself. You’ll survive without those faves.
