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Ben Mathis-Lilley

  1. neighborhood news
    Waldorf=Astoria = Waldorf AstoriaProofreaders in New York just got a little less necessary.
  2. neighborhood news
    Parrot Argument Caught on TapeBut aren’t they supposed to speak English?
  3. neighborhood news
    Afforable Housing Saved in Brooklyn!From far Brooklyn comes good news.
  4. neighborhood news
    Washington Heights Vetoes Parking Permits for TeachersSays current levels of choking car exhaust are satisfactory.
  5. neighborhood news
    Dogs Setting Doody Traps for Defenseless Children in BrooklynWell, sort of.
  6. neighborhood news
    Sweet Relief! Public Toilets in Union Square Are ImminentThe city is skimping on some projects, but at least they’re leaving us our toilets.
  7. neighborhood watch
    Obama-Free Shepard Fairey Street Art Returns to LESThe world is going back to normal, non-Obama graphic art.
  8. last night’s gig
    AC/DC Savage Madison Square Garden With Panting Rock FuryGuitarist Young spent five minutes standing alone on top of a platform built over the drum set, hammering away with such speed and volume that his playing was essentially incomprehensible to mortal ears.
  9. office politics
    Our Office Snacks Suffer at the Hands of the Bradley EffectAnd we are understandably displeased.
  10. Bro, Can You Spare, Like, Five Bills?The Great Depression 1.0 inspired tremendous works of art. There’s no reason to expect that the Great Depression 2.0 won’t do the same.
  11. intel
    StreetWars Founder Franz Aliquo Warns Players Will Stop at NOTHING to SquirtWe interview the founder of a series of citywide ‘Assassin’-style games as he prepares for his latest New York endeavor.
  12. Michael Scott’s Season of LoveThe Office is hilarious, of course, but it’s also brilliant at handling dramatic dilemmas—the most prominent of which, Jim and Pam’s romance, ha […]
  13. Remedies for Hazardous GuestsThe Tactless Friend and His Surprise Plus-One Move the most socially adept person at their table somewhere else in order to squeeze in the extr […]
  14. Tested: Ultrafast Hand DryersAmerica follows Japan in so many ways: video games, product packaging, hand dryers. For years, we’ve been using the slow single-nozzle styles; J […]
  15. Underdogtown: A HistoryNew York has rarely found itself in the position the Giants were in—the never-say-die also-ran. But it’s not unheard-of.
  16. A Tale of Three Quarterbacks: Eli vs. the LegendsPedigree Joe Namath: Born in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, to Hungarian immigrants John Namath (originally Janos Nemet), a steelworker, and Rose […]
  17. Bourbon at Its BestTen gift-worthy examples of the caramel-toned firewater.
  18. How to Keep Your Guests HappyBe considerate, play good music, keep an open bar, and more.
  19. Knick KnockingIsiah Thomas and the ’Bockers have high hopes heading into the season, with new power forward Zach Randolph and a born-again Stephon Marbury. Bu […]
  20. Taste Test: GumYour average deli’s candy display has become a confusion of names, textures, colors, and claims. Here, the best in the three basics.
  21. Big Green MenGregg Leather, a cop from Staten Island, had a dream that maybe got a little out of hand: to assemble the best softball team on the planet. Meet […]
  22. Bronx Bomber: John TurturroIn the new ESPN mini-series ‘The Bronx Is Burning,’ actor John Turturro and a set of prosthetic ears play Yankees manager Billy Martin.
  23. Codes of ConductOffice horror stories, and how not to become the star of one.
  24. The Reception: Guest WranglingSo many potential invitees, so few delicious catered meals to go around. Below, a reception-planning visual aid that makes the tough decisio […]
  25. The Decadent CommuteCommuting via automobile in Manhattan is, of course, impractically expensive, time-consuming, and selfish.
  26. Your Tax Dollars at WorkA study released last week showed that New Yorkers pay more in taxes than residents of any other American metropolis: $9.02 for every $100 we ma […]
  27. You Say It’s Your BirthdayKidnapped at gunpoint off the street in the Village; later offered hookers, marijuana.
  28. Giant of LiteratureTight end writes novel, pays bills.
  29. Rudy’s Way Would Be to Shun Rev. AlBloomie embraces and Randy Mastro rolls his eyes.
  30. Did ‘Snakes on a Plane’ Bite ‘Borat’?Hit plays crappy theater.
  31. Getting the Disease: Steven JohnsonSteven Johnson’s latest book, The Ghost Map, tells the story of two Londoners whose map of a cholera outbreak helped to virtually eradicate the […]
  32. Ales in ComparisonWhat to bring to a party, share with your friends, keep for yourself, and leave at the deli.
  33. I Want My A.D.D.How 25 years of MTV have changed the world (for better and worse).
  34. Happiness: A User’s ManualTwenty strategies adapted from the scientific research and applied to New York living.
  35. Catch Your SupperRight here in the Rockaways.
  36. Swim to BrooklynOr die trying.
  37. Triathletes, Jocks, Watermen, and Athletes of the Spectator Variety THE AGENDA IF YOU ARE A … Circumnavigate the island on the 32-mile Waterfront Greenway Bike Route (the stretch along t […]
  38. The Urban Etiquette HandbookNew rules for getting along in an endlessly wired, ruthlessly crowded, sexually libertarian city.
  39. Secrets of the Radiohead Set ListThe songs don’t remain the same.
  40. Medical Marvel #7Hockey-mad 5-year-old has potentially fatal tumor.
  41. Joltin’ Joe’s Bargain BasementWant his mandolin?
  42. Lit Scenester Predicts ApocalypseQuetzalcoatl told him!
  43. Tot’s Hat Triggers Slope SpatHow one Brooklyn mother’s attempt to return a child’s lost cap roiled a parents listserv with gender politics.
  44. Prodigy of the YankeesUndergrad stats whiz Victor Hu brought Moneyball-style analysis to the Bombers’ old-school front office. Here, his calls on the ’06 […]
  45. Dead HeadsOfficially, Manhattan’s subway stations boast 28 public restrooms. But any commuter who believes that is going to end up pretty pissed off.
  46. Suspended Student Gets Summers ScoopHarvard boots prez, kid.
  47. Area Satirists Stay in the PictureOnionistas’s sketchy film.
  48. ‘Crash’ LandingHaggis hits NYC. City makes great faux city.
  49. Fellini? Proust? No Way, Brah!NYC undergrads normal.
  50. Walk It OffA system-wide transit strike, coinciding appropriately with the darkest day of the year, produced massive inconvenience, economic losses, and co […]
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