now smell this
Feb. 16, 2020
Robert Pattinson Smells Like Crayons Apparently, “lots of people” have told him this.
Former Love Island Host Caroline Flack Found Dead The 40-year-old television presenter reportedly died by suicide.
That Time My Boyfriend Gave Me a Broom for Christmas I should have known then that it would not work out.
Ex-Professor Allegedly Ran Sexual Experiments on People With Disabilities Jerry Rea allegedly used residents of an Iowa facility for people with severe disabilities as “guinea pigs” in his arousal research.
Daniel Reportedly Taking Westminster Upset on the Chin “This morning, he dug himself a nice hole in the backyard and decided to lie in it.”
keeping up with the royals
Feb. 12, 2020
the cut opinion pages
Feb. 11, 2020
Do Valentine’s the Day Before There’s no special sauce that makes Feb. 14 more romantic than any other day, but there are certainly things that bring the sexy quotient way down.
oscars 2020
Feb. 11, 2020
Even Eminem Can’t Fully Explain Why He Performed at the Oscars “It was presented to me that way, and I said, ‘Oh, that’s kinda dope to not even announce it.’”
oscars 2020
Feb. 10, 2020
Even Eminem Can’t Fully Explain Why He Performed at the Oscars “It was presented to me that way and I said, ‘Oh that’s kinda dope, to not even announce it.’”
Mustachioed Justin Bieber Feeling Very Rebellious “The more people want him to shave it off, the more he wants to keep it.”
burning questions
Feb. 10, 2020
How Tall Is This Man, Really? A Euphoric investigation into Jacob Elordi’s Height.
Natalie Portman’s Oscars Cape Nods to Snubbed Female Directors “I wanted to recognize the women who were not recognized for their incredible work this year, subtle way.”
the dernaissance
Feb. 9, 2020
Customers Say DevaCurl Is Making Their Hair Fall Out Everything we know about the backlash against the popular curly hair products.
Astronaut Returns to Planet That Does Not Deserve Her Christina Koch landed back on Earth today after 328 record-breaking days in space.
ICE Allegedly Neglecting 5-Year-Old’s Traumatic Head Injury The boy was reportedly scheduled to see a neurologist before ICE detained his family during what they thought was a regular check-in.
keeping up with the royals
Feb. 5, 2020
Prince Charles Wants Katy Perry to Sing to His Plants He appointed her the ambassador of his British Asian Trust. Perhaps the plant singing is why?
Nancy Pelosi Destroys Trump’s State of the Union Speech (Literally) Enjoy this incredibly satisfying video of her ripping it into pieces.
The Democratic Congresswomen Are Wearing White As an Act of Resistance For the second year in the row, they’re making a sartorial statement at the State of the Union.
Do Sand Dunes Communicate Better Than Your Roommates? New research suggests sand dunes can let one another know when they “need space.” What a concept.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Boycotting the State of the Union Along with Ayanna Pressley, Maxine Waters, and several other lawmakers.
Someone Adopted This Jerk! Formerly known as the “world’s worst cat,” Perdita is now known as Noel.
Butts Win the Super Bowl Give the trophy to the tushies.
keeping up with kylie
Feb. 2, 2020
Victoria’s Secret Executives Allegedly Created a ‘Culture of Misogyny’ According to the New York Times , top executives Les Wexner and Ed Razek created an environment in which sexual harassment could thrive.
Man Accused of Killing Estranged Wife Declared Dead Fotis Dulos, a Connecticut man who was charged with murdering Jennifer Dulos, died following a suicide attempt earlier this week.
Big Cats Simply Adore Perfume But can you guess their signature scent?
Oprah Wants to ‘Hear All Sides’ in American Dirt Controversy Her upcoming Apple TV+ event will purportedly “bring people together … to talk about this book, and who gets to publish what stories.”
grammys 2020
Jan. 27, 2020
Cool Teen Gives Cool Acceptance Speech Billie Eilish accepted her fifth Grammy of the night in a very Billie Eilish manner.
grammys 2020
Jan. 26, 2020
Selena Gomez Hints at ‘Emotional Abuse’ by Justin Bieber “It’s dangerous to stay in a victim mentality. And I’m not being disrespectful, I do feel I was a victim to certain abuse.”
Suspected ‘Pillowcase Rapist’ Arrested Nearly 40 Years After First Attack Florida police tracked down Robert Koehler, 60, using publicly available DNA profiles.
catch of the day
Jan. 23, 2020
We Found Your New Tinder Pic This adorable, recently discovered walking (!) shark will certainly help you get matches.
Furries Band Together to Stop a Domestic Assault A group of costumed characters saw a man “just walloping a lady” outside FurCon, and leapt into action.
Oh No, the Platypus May Be Heading for Extinction Severe, intensifying periods of drought are wiping out Australia’s most wonderful weirdo.
keeping up with the royals
Jan. 21, 2020
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Threaten Legal Action Over New Paparazzi Photos The couple sent a cease-and-desist to British media outlets that recently published photos of Meghan hiking with Archie.
Leonardo DiCaprio Has a Very Romantic Nickname for Brad Pitt Hint: It has the potent energy of a quirky art teacher oversharing her sexual history with students.
Report: Serena Williams Not Here to Discuss Meghan Markle and Prince Harry “Yeah. I have absolutely no comments on anything with that. But good try. You tried. You did good.”
Ashley Graham Had a Baby! It is a boy, and a Capricorn.
internal conflict
Jan. 20, 2020
The Best Reactions to Brad and Jen’s Reunion at the SAG Awards Look at him, grabbing Jennifer Aniston’s wrist. How does that make you feel?
sure why not
Jan. 20, 2020
keeping up with the royals
Jan. 19, 2020
Prince Harry Explains His Decision to Step Back: ‘There Was No Other Option’ In his first public remarks since the big announcement, the Duke of Sussex promised, “We aren’t walking away.”
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