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  1. okay!!
    Female Athletes No Longer Required to Compete in BikinisCongratulations to members of the Norwegian women’s beach-handball team, who can finally wear shorts.
  2. power
    Letitia James Is Running for GovernorNew York’s attorney general is the first Democratic challenger to incumbent Kathy Hochul.
  3. power
    Andrew Cuomo Has Been Charged for Allegedly Groping a StafferThe Albany sheriff’s office filed a criminal complaint for forcible touching, a misdemeanor.
  4. please?
    Is Halloween Over Yet?Mitt Romney and Kyrsten Sinema came up with another haunting collaboration.
  5. crime
    Apparently ‘Victim’ Is a Loaded Term, But ‘Rioter’ Is Fine?According to the judge presiding over the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse, who allegedly shot and killed two protesters.
  6. recalls
    Caution, This Aromatherapy Spray May Be DeadlyThe CDC has recalled an air freshener after several people came down with bacterial infections.
  7. crime
    Lyft Received Over 1,800 Sexual-Assault Reports in a YearAfter dragging its feet for years, the company has finally released new safety data.
  8. :(
    Sounds Hard to Be This Hot and SmartJust ask Kate Beckinsale!
  9. crime
    A Woman Was Raped on a Train While the Rest of the Passengers Stood ByPennsylvania police said not a single bystander tried to intervene during the eight-minute attack.
  10. odor events
    What Is That Hideous Stench??Climate change appears to be fueling a noxious odor emergency in Carson, California.
  11. just a little kiss
    Is This What Passes for PDA These Days?Kate Middleton publicly brushed Prince William’s back, and I am unimpressed.
  12. power
    Paris Hilton Wants Congress to Crack Down on Abusive Reform SchoolsShe lobbied lawmakers to draft a bill of rights for residents of congregate-care facilities.
  13. huh?
    Kim Kardashian West Helped Get a Stolen Coffin Back to Egypt?Famous for nothing? How about famous for inadvertently blowing the lid off an antiquities-trafficking ring.
  14. stripy bandits
    You Catch More Zebras With … Zebras, Right?A dazzle of stripy bandits continues to evade Maryland authorities more than a month after escaping a breeder.
  15. déjà vu
    It’s Time for Olympic Protests AgainDidn’t we just do this?
  16. star wars?
    What Even Is Dune?Will I ever understand? And other questions about fall’s big sci-fi blockbuster.
  17. ;)
    Trump Really Wants You to Know He’s ‘Not Into Golden Showers’Okay, buddy, sure you’re not ;)
  18. keeping up with the royals
    Sorry, Was That a Good Opinion From Prince William?The future king says the money being spent on space tourism would be better spent on curbing the climate crisis, and … correct.
  19. aliens
    Why Is Neil deGrasse Tyson Beefing With Demi Lovato?I’ll give you a hint: It has to do with whether or not aliens have feelings.
  20. crying
    Adele Is Finally Dropping the Album‘30’ comes out November 19.
  21. how rude
    A Little Kiss Has Been Cruelly Denied UsDirector Ridley Scott cut Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s “first onscreen kiss” for being too “distracting.”
  22. books
    The Sally Rooney Translation Boycott, ExplainedIn solidarity with Palestinians, the writer declined to revive her contract with the Israeli publishing house that translated her previous two books.
  23. culture
    Meghan and Harry Add Yet Another Job to Their RésuméThey are getting into (drumroll, please) finance.
  24. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: What Was the Weather in That Insecure Finale?Why was Lawrence dressed for Thanksgiving when Issa was wearing a halter top?
  25. no please
    It’s Too Early for This“Who’s ready for a Khloé Christmas?!” Khloé asks, in October.
  26. ?!?!?!
    Spencer Pratt Mercury Retrograde Nacho Crystals?A sweepstakes courtesy of Taco Bell and Uber Eats.
  27. squish
    Does This Man Know How Childbirth Works?Justin Bieber wants to “squish out a nugget” with Hailey.
  28. déjà vu
    I Thought That Orc Looked FamiliarDo you see the resemblance?
  29. niche drama
    Hell Is the New York Times Publishing Your Group ChatAbout that “kidney person” story …
  30. power
    A Record 106 Abortion Restrictions Have Already Passed This YearAnd 2021 isn’t even over.
  31. power
    The Cover-up MachineActivists in Aurora, Colorado, wanted justice for Elijah McClain. Instead, they found themselves facing decades in prison.
  32. crime
    What We Know About the Disappearance of Sarah EverardA 33-year-old woman vanished while walking home in South London. A police officer has now been sentenced to life in prison for her rape and murder.
  33. gasp
    We Finally Know What EmRata’s Baby Looks LikeThis! It looks like this.
  34. crime
    It’s Not on the Public to Protect Themselves From PoliceAfter officer Wayne Couzens was sentenced for raping and murdering Sarah Everard, London police have some safety suggestions for civilians.
  35. hog wild
    Shakira Was Mugged by Wild Boars???“They were taking my bag to the woods … they’ve destroyed everything.”
  36. culture
    Thank You for Coming to Lizzo’s ‘TED Twerk’“I twerk because Black women are undeniable.”
  37. health
    CDC Urges Pregnant People to Please Get VaccinatedApparently, only 31 percent of pregnant people are inoculated against COVID.
  38. free britney
    Britney Is One Step Closer to FreedomAfter 13 years, her father has been suspended from his role in her conservatorship.
  39. stripy bandits
    We’re Rooting for These Fugitive ZebrasA dazzle of stripy bandits has evaded arrest for nearly a month.
  40. brace yourself
    Bridgerton’s Back, BabyNetflix has dropped its first look at the second season’s main couple.
  41. hm?
    R. Kelly’s Defense Team Just Compared Him to … MLK?They’ve completely lost the plot.
  42. hypocrisy
    Of Course Susan Collins Won’t Vote to Protect Abortion RightsShe says she supports codifying Roe v. Wade, but won’t show that support via her vote.
  43. brangelina divorce
    Brad and Angelina’s Divorce Has Become Incredibly ComplexAnd now a shared château is adding fuel to the fire.
  44. free britney
    Steel Yourself: Another Britney Doc Is ComingNetflix is about to drop its long-anticipated contribution to the canon.
  45. power
    Uma Thurman Reflects on Having an Abortion As a Teen“I can assure you that no one finds herself on that table on purpose.”
  46. crime
    Everything We Know About the Tessa Majors Murder CaseIn December, a Barnard freshman was fatally stabbed in Manhattan. Two teenagers have now pleaded guilty.
  47. fuck these bees
    The Bees Have Gone Too FarThey murdered 63 penguins living peacefully in South Africa.
  48. surprise
    The Texas Abortion Ban Is Becoming a Hot Legal MessTwo disbarred attorneys are suing under the law, though not for the reasons you might think.
  49. burning questions
    Does the Future King Even Know How to Type?Evidence points to … no.
  50. hot topic
    North West Is Goth Now“She’s into Hot Topic. She puts fake tattoos on her face, and she listens to Black Sabbath.”
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