climate change
Feb. 18, 2021
Everything to Know About the Dire Situation in Texas Days after a major winter storm pummeled the state, hundreds of thousands are still without power.
Wait a Minute, Why Are Clare and Dale Holding Hands? The alleged exes were reportedly seen getting friendly in Florida.
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Are Having Another Baby “We can confirm that Archie is going to be a big brother,” says a spokesperson for the couple.
Wrap Me in This Golden Velvet Robe I saw Michelle Pfeiffer wearing a velvet robe, so now I need a velvet robe.
Looks Like The Wing Found A Big Investor IWG has reportedly purchased a majority stake in the beleaguered co-working company.
coronavirus
Feb. 11, 2021
Surprise: Trump’s COVID Case Was Reportedly Far Worse Than Admitted A new report alleges that the Trump administration might’ve painted a misleadingly rosy picture of a severe infection.
3 People Survived on a Deserted Island for 33 Days They reportedly subsisted on rats and conchs, plus coconuts for hydration.
*bangs gavel*
Feb. 9, 2021
Cat Court Is Now in Session The jury must decide: Human attorney bamboozled by Zoom filter, or cat masquerading as man in order to practice law?
A Woman Has Been Arrested in the Quawan Charles Case Janet Irving, believed to be with the 15-year-old right before his death, has been booked two charges related to his disappearance.
capitol insurrection
Feb. 9, 2021
This Chilling Video of the Capitol Riot Speaks for Itself Democrats opened Trump’s second impeachment trial by showing footage of the insurrection — and Trump’s comments at a rally right beforehand.
Congrats to This Puppy for Winning the Super Bowl Chunky Monkey was the breakout star of the Puppy Bowl, and honestly the Super Bowl as well.
lil’ timmy tim
Feb. 7, 2021
Evan Rachel Wood Accuses Marilyn Manson of Anti-Semitic Abuse The actor said Manson frequently used racial slurs and “would draw swastikas over [her] bedside table when he was mad.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene Stripped of Committee Assignments In a 230 to 199 vote, House Democrats and a few Republicans removed Greene from two committees.
This Facial Piercing Is So Stressful to Me Lil Uzi Vert got a massive diamond implanted in his forehead. What could go wrong??
Weeks Before George Floyd’s Death, an Eerily Similar Arrest According to a new report, three officers involved in George Floyd’s death used comparable tactics earlier that month.
capitol insurrection
Feb. 2, 2021
Capitol Rioter Petitions Court to Keep Her Vacation Plans Jenny Cudd reportedly asked a judge to let her go on a “planned and prepaid” trip to Mexico this month.
Please, This Bat, He’s Very Old Statler is a 33-year-old fruit bat who enjoys “a warm facial and gentle brushes.”
Police Handcuffed and Pepper-Sprayed a 9-Year-Old Girl Graphic body-cam footage shows her screaming for her dad as officers from the Rochester Police Department force her into a squad car.
Jennifer Coolidge Posed As Twins to Date Two Men at Once “I ended up meeting these two guys that were best friends … so I told them that I had an identical twin, and I dated both guys.”
sure why not
Jan. 31, 2021
Kelly Rowland Had a Baby! The singer gave birth to her second child on January 21.
AOC Tells Ted Cruz to Take a Seat “Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.”
Okay, What the Hell Is in a Subway ‘Tuna Sandwich’?? A new lawsuit alleges that the ingredients masquerading as tuna are “not tuna and not fish.”
Amanda Gorman Has Signed With IMG Models The youth poet laureate will also be reading a poem at the Super Bowl.
Congresswoman ‘Liked’ Posts About Executing Prominent Democrats Georgia representative Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Facebook history is once again under scrutiny.
The MyPillow Guy Has Been Banned From Twitter Mike Lindell has been permanently suspended for “repeated violations of our civic-integrity policy,” according to the app.
FKA Twigs Says She ‘Wasn’t Allowed to Look Men in the Eye’ In a new interview, she enumerated the many ways Shia LaBeouf controlled her and kept her trapped in their relationship.
i hate it here
Jan. 25, 2021
Oh God, She’s Really Running As threatened, former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is running for governor of Arkansas.
armie hammer
Jan. 25, 2021
Yet Another One of Armie Hammer’s Exes Speaks Out Paige Lorenze says the actor branded her with a knife and talked about “consuming her.”
Does Ted Cruz Truly Have Nothing Better to Do? The senator has been trying, and failing, to win a Twitter beef with actor Seth Rogen … for days.
how i get it done
Jan. 25, 2021
The Prison Abolitionist Redefining What It Means to Win When not visiting clients in jail or advocating for them in court, Rhiannon Hamam also co-hosts a podcast about “how much the Supreme Court sucks.”
keeping up with the royals
Jan. 24, 2021
We Welcome the Rumored Royal Pup Prince William and Kate Middleton have reportedly acquired a puppy.
JoJo Siwa Is ‘the Happiest She’s Ever Been’ Since Coming Out “I’ve been happy in this land for a minute now, and now that I get to share that with the world, it just, it’s awesome!”
capitol insurrection
Jan. 24, 2021
Man Charged in Capitol Riot Called for AOC’s Assassination Garret Miller reportedly tweeted “assassinate AOC” on the day of the attack.
niche drama
Jan. 22, 2021
What’s All This Drama About a Pro-Trump Parenting Guru? Receipts have surfaced documenting four years of donations from the Taking Cara Babies founder to the MAGA Committee.
executive powers
Jan. 21, 2021
Did Biden Get Rid of Trump’s Precious Diet Coke Button? Trump would apparently press it in the Oval Office to summon a butler bearing the soft drink on a silver tray.
keeping up with the kardashians
Jan. 20, 2021
Kim and Kanye to Divorce in Most Kardashian Way Possible Their failing marriage will reportedly be a major plot point in the final season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians .
Finally, He’s Gone It’s dizzying to imagine a Trump-free White House after four years of chaos and targeted cruelty.
The ‘Cocaine Hippos’ Are Out of Control Eighty to 100 invasive hippos are running roughshod over Colombia’s Magdalena river basin — and scientists fear their ranks could swell.
engagements
Jan. 19, 2021
Not Now, Tiffany!! Trump’s second-favorite daughter decided today was the day to drop her White House engagement photo shoot.
Beware the Hot Pockets The USDA has received reports of “pieces of glass and hard plastic” buried inside some pepperoni pockets.
burning questions
Jan. 17, 2021
Just How Many Cats Might Elon Musk ‘Owe’ Jamie Lynn Spears? “The Tesla is a secret cat-killer, and it’s a problem that we really gotta fix,” Spears said in a now-retracted Instagram video.
The Last Man Set to Be Executed by the Trump Administration What to know about Dustin Higgs, the final person scheduled to be killed in Trump’s cruel and unprecedented execution spree.
we meet again
Jan. 13, 2021
Nancy Pelosi Wore Her Impeachment Suit Again It’s the same thing she wore to the last impeachment — a subtle sartorial dig.
Trump Just Became the Only President to Be Impeached Twice And in the most bipartisan impeachment vote ever, at that!
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