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  1. news you can booze
    Starting This Weekend, Brunchgoers Can Finally Booze Before NoonGo celebrate with a mimosa at 10 a.m. on the dot.
  2. coffee talk
    Coca-Cola Now Desperate Enough to Enter the Ready-to-Drink-Coffee MarketIts Gold Peak bottled-tea brand is “future-proofing” by adding another caffeinated beverage.
  3. news you can booze
    A Brewery Launched a Gadget That’s Basically Amazon Dash for BeerMolson Coors sees a bright future in letting people restock impulsively on Carling.
  4. tributes
    Everyone’s Falling in Love With the Gene Wilder Rainbow BurgerA Sydney café finally puts the food-porn fad to proper use.
  5. the chain gang
    Starbucks Is Testing Weekend BrunchInvolving some good-looking Belgian waffles.
  6. lawsuits
    Chipotle Employees Claim They Worked ‘Maybe Even Thousands’ of Unpaid HoursLike, for example, “cleaning parties.”
  7. coke business
    Police Found $56 Million Worth of Actual Coke at Coca-Cola FactoryLet the conspiracy theories begin.
  8. closeout
    Another Beloved New York Grocery Chain Is Filing for BankruptcyThis time it’s Garden of Eden.
  9. lawsuits
    Jared Fogle Tells Court Parents Didn’t ‘Properly Supervise’ One of His VictimsHe wants them held liable “for all or part” of their daughter’s claims.
  10. things that might kill you
    Someone’s Selling Coffee With Half the Lethal Dose of CaffeineThe “Ass Kicker” is 25 times more potent than normal black coffee.
  11. lawsuits
    Geoffrey Zakarian Tells Donald Trump’s Kids to Sue Their DadHe says the presidential candidate, his former business partner, “rendered this Chernobyl.”
  12. out of season
    Starbucks Doth Declare That Fall Commences TodayPSLs have reinvaded stores before Labor Day this year.
  13. recalls
    Entenmann’s Warns Brownies and Muffins in 34 States Pose a ‘Cutting Hazard’An Illinois bakery cooked plastic into them.
  14. the chain gang
    Russian Burger King Finally Honors Artist Who Nailed His Scrotum to Red SquareThe chain is “bringing culture to the masses” for its sixth anniversary.
  15. dangerously cheesy
    Man Caught Stealing Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Tries to Burn Down the StoreJoshua Crook brings new meaning to getting “dangerously cheesy.”
  16. is it in you
    Get Ready for Organic GatoradeIt just won’t be the same without electric-blue dye.
  17. minimum wage
    Chris Christie Vetoes $15 Wage Bill for New Jersey Restaurant WorkersIt would have made Jersey one of only three states to pass a living wage.
  18. the chain gang
    Experts Say McDonald’s Preservative-Free McNuggets Are Still Full of B.S.They’re not fans of a new ad claiming the chicken chunks are “what’s best for our kids.”
  19. surpluses
    Plummeting Corn, Meat, and Dairy Prices Are Plaguing FarmersAnalysts predict the slump could be the country’s worst in over 50 years.
  20. lawsuits
    Almost a Fifth of Chipotle’s Employees Say They Were Forced to Work for No PayA class-action lawsuit claims the company used unpaid work hours to meet budget goals.
  21. food fraud
    Feds Now Investigating If Hampton Creek’s Buyback Program Constitutes FraudThe Department of Justice is pursuing charges of mail and wire fraud.
  22. lawsuits
    Court Says Canada’s ‘Pirate’ Trader Joe’s Might Violate U.S. LawsBad news for the perennial thorn in the U.S. grocer’s side.
  23. video feed
    This Video Turns Melting Ice Cream Into Amazing Time-Lapse ArtGet ready to cry a little.
  24. bad moves
    French Restaurant Kicks Out Veiled Women Because ‘All Muslims Are Terrorists’The chef was caught on video saying, ”I don’t want people like you at my place. Full stop.”
  25. terrible customers
    Bold Customer Tries Leaving Restaurant One-Star Review After Skipping the BillFor the restaurant’s owner, revenge must feel good.
  26. that’s a blast
    Bomb Squad Called In to Blow Up ‘Suspicious’ SandwichThat pesto just didn’t look right.
  27. news you can booze
    ‘Thousands’ Will Lose Their Jobs Because of Anheuser-BuschThe beer behemoth’s merger will create lots of redundancies — another reason to support independent breweries.
  28. great deals
    Pizzeria Offers Customers Free Pizza in Exchange for Their GunsThe owner wants to get firearms off the streets in his neighborhood.
  29. the chain gang
    Domino’s Finally Gives the World Pizza by Drone DeliveryLife-changing news for pie eaters who are lazy and bored.
  30. cake drama
    Bakery’s Trans Ken Doll Cake Is the Latest LGBT Dessert ‘Outrage’Online critics say Ken in buttercream drag is clearly the work of the devil.
  31. ripoffs
    Neiman Marcus Is Selling a $410 Frozen Pork RoastGoes great with the $54 side of Brussels sprouts.
  32. wild west
    Texas Waiter Fires Actual Gun During Fight at Cowboy-Themed SteakhouseHe went Wild West on a customer who put him in a headlock over a botched order.
  33. really bad ideas
    Popular Italian Chef Tells Vegans He’d Like to Just ‘Kill Them All’It’s because they are “a sect, they’re like Jehovah’s Witnesses.”
  34. soda wars
    Berkeley’s Soda Tax Appears to Be WorkingA new study charts a 21 percent drop in consumption after it went into effect.
  35. surpluses
    Government Saves America’s Cheese Industry With $20 Million BailoutA milk glut and a sluggish demand have left the market very saturated.
  36. the chain gang
    Someone Probably Just Revealed Colonel Sanders’s Top-Secret KFC RecipeThe colonel’s nephew showed a reporter a scrapbook that had a list of “11 spices.”
  37. pints of justice
    Shifty Ice-Cream Bandits No Match for Gristedes’s Hefty RewardOwner John Catsimatidis officially spent $5,000 to catch two petty thieves.
  38. lawsuits
    Another Papa John’s Agrees to Pay Stiffed Workers $500,000 in Back WagesThe latest victory in Attorney General Schneiderman’s ongoing crusade against wage violations by the pizza chain.
  39. lawsuits
    Court Declares Starbucks Isn’t Defrauding Anyone by Adding Ice to DrinksThe judge who dismissed the lawsuit ruled “a reasonable consumer would not be deceived.”
  40. the chain gang
    Instant Success of KFC’s Chicken Sunscreen Is Another Step Back for AmericaIt sold out in two hours.
  41. the chain gang
    Chipotle Broke the Law by Firing Upset EmployeeNot a great outcome for the burrito chain.
  42. health concerns
    Now We Have to Worry About Poisonous OystersClimate change has caused a “quadrupling” of deadly bacteria in them.
  43. the future
    Government, With Nothing Better to Do, Invents Edible Food WrappingResearchers say it works better than plastic, is ecofriendly, and even tastes good.
  44. huge tips
    Family Leaves Applebee’s Server $500 Tip for His Random Act of KindnessBecause he helped a grieving mother at the grocery store.
  45. pass on gas
    Unable to Reduce Meat Consumption, Scientists Now Resigned to Curbing Cow FartsHere’s to hoping “methane backpacks” can offset Americans’ obsession with red meat.
  46. awful customers
    Horrible Customers Write ‘We Only Tip Citizens’ on Their ReceiptThe server was actually American, and they’ve now been banned.
  47. lawsuits
    Coney Island’s Year-Old Wahlburgers Already Sued for Wage TheftFive employees claim the restaurant stole tips and ran an illegal tip pool.
  48. health concerns
    England Orders Food Industry to Slash Added Sugars by 20 PercentIt’s the U.K.’s most serious effort yet to curb childhood obesity.
  49. horrible customers
    Florida Man Legally Banned From Ordering PizzaHe made “at least” $667 worth of fake pizza orders.
  50. flying the coop
    Semitruck Spills Hundreds of Live Chickens on Doorstep of KFCThe whole mishap was captured by a vegan passing by.
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