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  1. the chain gang
    Olive Garden’s Parent Company Warns It’s Testing Amazon Deliveries, TooWho’s strong enough to resist two-hour Prime breadsticks?
  2. veggie burgers
    The New Must-Have Item at Restaurant Chains Is a High-Tech Veggie BurgerBeyond Meat’s “bleeding” burger debuts this Monday on BurgerFi’s menu.
  3. Dunkin’ Donuts Sued for Making Its ‘Steak’ Sandwich Out of Ground BeefA customer is ticked that the chain’s Angus Steak Egg & Cheese contains a cheap patty full of fillers.
  4. the chain gang
    Taco Bell Is Now Marrying Couples in Vegas for $600That price includes a Cinnabon Delights cake and a bouquet made from hot-sauce packets.
  5. South Carolina Restaurant Can’t Remove Confederate Flag Flying Over Its BusinessThe flagpole unfortunately belongs to the Sons of Confederate Veterans.
  6. grocery wars
    Amazon Will Likely Cut Warehouse Jobs First at Whole FoodsThousands of robots will take over.
  7. immigration
    Trump’s Immigration Policies Convinced L.A. to Legalize Sidewalk Food VendorsThe city doesn’t want to give him an excuse to deport any of the 50,000 vendors.
  8. more bad eggs
    Target Has Pulled All of Hampton Creek’s Products Over Food Safety ConcernsThe claims include that the products are mislabeled and include pathogens.
  9. whoops
    Diner Gets Free Dead Frog in Her BJ’s Restaurant SaladThe chain initially didn’t even offer to comp her beer.
  10. health concerns
    Club Drugs May Be Inside Your ‘100% Natural’ ChickenThe USDA discovered ketamine in the poultry of America’s third-largest producer.
  11. crime scene
    ‘Pizzagate’ Shooter Is Sentenced to 4 Years in PrisonThe judge told him that she’s “never heard anything like the conduct that brings us here today.”
  12. Ikea Admits That a Couple of Its Serving Bowls Might Catch Food on FireThe stainless-steel Blanda Blank might come with a bonus feature.
  13. terrible things
    Here’s How an Exploding Whipped-Cream Dispenser Can Kill YouThe accident that killed a French fitness model has happened before.
  14. about damn time
    There Are Finally Poppy Seeds That Won’t Make You Fail a Drug TestA company has developed a low-morphine version.
  15. news you can booze
    George Clooney Is Selling His Tequila Company for Around $1 Billion“We’ll still be very much a part of Casamigos. Starting with a shot tonight. Maybe two.”
  16. Stumptown’s Founder Is Starting a New Coffee CompanyDuane Sorenson will open Puff Coffee in Portland this November.
  17. the chain gang
    The Reviews for Burger King’s Lucky Charms Milkshake Are Savage“Magically disgusting.”
  18. the chain gang
    Chipotle Hints That More Free Burritos Are ComingIt disappointed investors with this development in an SEC filing.
  19. news you can booze
    Zima Is Back to Remind Everyone of the Bad Decisions They Made in the ’90sYes way.
  20. the chain gang
    Starbucks Vows to Hire Another 2,500 Refugees, This Time in EuropeThe coffee chain doesn’t care about planned boycotts in response.
  21. twitter fails
    Coke Gets Roasted for Confusing Pittsburgh and Philadelphia on TwitterDoubtful it could’ve confused two cities with a more hostile relationship.
  22. love stories
    Whole Foods Doesn’t Have a ‘Tinder Relationship’ With Amazon, Its CEO ClarifiesJohn Mackey is quite infatuated with his new boss.
  23. ipos
    Blue Apron Says It Could Be Worth $3 Billion After Its IPOThe Whole Foods effect is very real.
  24. food waste
    Ikea Is Getting Serious About Cutting Food WasteThe retail giant vows to make a massive dent in the amount of food it discards.
  25. food thefts
    Thieves Were Arrested After Selling $300,000 Worth of Stolen AvocadosFarm workers sold the green gold at a steep discount.
  26. grocery wars
    Amazon Is Reportedly Planning to Cut Jobs at Whole FoodsInsiders say Bezos is looking into “using technology to eliminate cashiers.”
  27. stupid ideas
    People Are Now Using Coke As a Self-tanner Instead of Drinking ItSurprise: It’s probably not the best idea in the world.
  28. the chain gang
    Starbucks Baristas in Trouble for Mocking Trump-Supporting CustomerThe customer says they shoved it at her and “started cracking up laughing.”
  29. video feed
    Ikea’s Smart, New Recipes Double As the Pouch You Cook InFinally, an Ikea instruction manual that doesn’t require a hex wrench.
  30. French Fries Linked to Higher Risk of Death, Still Being Goddamn DeliciousDying young never tasted so good.
  31. lawsuits
    Transgender Worker Claims McDonald’s Banned Her From Both BathroomsShe was given a toilet in a storage closet that she had to clean herself.
  32. grocery wars
    Whole Foods CEO Is Ready to Fight Those ‘Greedy Bastard’ Activist InvestorsHe also sees similarities with the Ringwraiths from The Lord of the Rings.
  33. the chain gang
    McDonald’s Forced to Give French People Forks and Knives With BurgersBut you have to buy the $15 “top-of-the-line” sandwich.
  34. the chain gang
    KFC Is Sending a Chicken Sandwich Into SpaceIt will be up there for “at least four days.”
  35. video feed
    The ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’ Has Switched to TequilaJonathan Goldsmith is playing almost exactly the same character for Astral Tequila.
  36. the chain gang
    Cheesecake Factory Blames Bad Weather for Poor Customer TurnoutCall it the rainy-day excuse.
  37. lawsuits
    Chipotle Warned Investors for Years That It Was Vulnerable to HacksThe burrito company made its security concerns clear in SEC filings.
  38. free food
    Taco Bell’s Latest Marketing Gimmick Means Free Tacos for YouIt’s giving away Doritos Locos Tacos because the Warriors won a road game in the NBA Finals.
  39. video feed
    Yes, the World Now Has a ‘Milk Sommelier’Bas de Groot says milk is “more than an accompaniment to cereal.”
  40. This Baker Makes Internet Trolls Eat Their WordsSend that person an edible reminder that they called you a “donkey witch.”
  41. news you can booze
    Smirnoff Schools Trump on How to Handle ‘Ties to Russia’“Made in America, but we’d be happy to talk about our ties to Russia under oath.”
  42. wtf
    Woman Claims She Bought an Avocado With a Bullet Inside ItThe fruit’s finding more inventive ways to destroy young people.
  43. studies
    Kids Who Drink Milk Alternatives Might Be ShorterA study says 3-year-olds who drink regular milk are half an inch taller, on average.
  44. news you can booze
    MillerCoors Executive Warns Trump’s Jobs Plan Will Raise the Price of Beer“Prices will go up” if Trump gets his tariff on cheaper imported aluminum.
  45. immigration
    A ‘Pillar’ of Hawaii’s Coffee Industry Is Being DeportedHe runs a successful Kona coffee farm and works hard to better his community.
  46. lawsuits
    Canada’s ‘Pirate’ Trader Joe’s Has Agreed to Throw in the TowelRogue reseller Mike Hallatt was a thorn in T.J.’s side for half a decade.
  47. news you can booze
    Famed Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson Finally Honored With His Own BeerAsheville Brewing Company calls it Bier LemonGrass Tyson.
  48. crime scene
    This Failed Dunkin’ Donuts Robbery Is Very BostonAn off-duty cop was sitting inside.
  49. news you can booze
    Comey’s Hearing Is Giving Day-Drinkers the Perfect Excuse to Start Early at BarsLines at some of America’s drinking establishments stretch for blocks today.
  50. the chain gang
    The Trump Administration Just Handed McDonald’s a Big Labor WinBye-bye Obama ruling that interpreted fast-food companies as “joint employers” alongside franchisees.
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