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    What You’re Missing on Zac Efron’s Imaginary TwitterPlus: Mandy Moore not that great, says Mandy Moore.
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    Bill Hader’s Mustache Was a Real Diva on the Set of AdventurelandPlus: Imagine what Beth Ditto would be like today if she had been able to watch MTV as a child.
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    Turns Out That James Gray Isn’t Really That Mad at Joaquin Phoenix, After AllPlus, Zooey Deschanel is fed up with being mistaken for Katy Perry.
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    Russell Crowe Is a Poet And He Totally Knows ItPlus: Miley Cyrus has issues.
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    The Yeah Yeah Yeahs See Themselves As Neither Pot Nor KettlePlus: At long last, Pete Wentz lets us know his thoughts on ‘Saved by the Bell.’
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    James Gray Has Yet to Forgive Joaquin PhoenixPlus: Angela Lansbury FINALLY speaks out on the remake of ‘The Manchurian Candidate.’
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    Thanks to In Rainbows, It Doesn’t Matter Which Side of the Bed Justin Timberlake Wakes Up OnPlus: Virginia Madsen is proud of her ass.
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    Seth Rogen Attempts to Squash Beef With Lindsay LohanPlus: Lady Gaga on the inspirational powers of cocaine.
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    The Office’s Mindy Kaling Has No Problem Making Fun of the AmishPlus: why you’ll never see a Lionel Richie biopic.
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    Kristin Chenoweth on When Broadway Was DangerousPlus: Seth Rogen, if you’re reading this — stop!
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    Paul Rudd on Preparing for His Darkest Role EverPlus: Jason Segel on being creepy.
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    Julia Roberts Not About to Let Clive Owen Forget About Her OscarPlus: Amy Poehler is reasonably nervous about her new show.
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    It Was an Honor Just for Ron Jeremy to Be in a Porno That Was in a Movie That Was NominatedPlus: Pete Doherty gets a wedgie.
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    Sienna Miller Doesn’t Realize How Good She Has ItPlus: Don’t expect Shirley Manson to organize a Garbage reunion anytime soon.
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    The City’s Olivia Palermo Wants You to Know She’s Not Cold and Ruthless in Real LifePlus: Little Steven’s shocking confession!
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    Julia Roberts Is Quite Happy Living a Prank-Free ExistencePlus: If you’ve got a good suggestion for the Rock, odds are he’ll listen.
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    Emma Watson: She’s Just Like Us!Plus: Perry Farrell builds the anticipation for the Siegfried & Roy reunion show.
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    Sadly, the Visionary Director of 300 Too Chicken to Tackle the Unfilmable Archie SagaPlus: Rosie O’Donnell threatens to join Twitter.
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    The Bachelor Continues to Be a HeelPlus: Chris Issak talks ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ about ten years after you stopped caring about it.
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    Snoop Dogg Momentarily Forgets About Making Those Last Nine AlbumsPlus, Ricky Gervais adopts a wait-and-see attitude on the existence of elves.
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    Music Business Could’ve Been Saved If Only All Those Guys Who Aren’t Bono Had Done SomethingPlus: Gretchen Mol doesn’t like all this ugly gossip about JFK.
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    Eliza Dushku Optimistic About the EconomyPlus: Stevie Wonder offers baby-making services to the Obamas.
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    Due to Time Constraints, Concert Audiences Will Miss Out on the Wisdom of Def Leppard Singer Joe ElliotPlus: ‘Damages’ kills guy way faster than ‘The Sopranos’ could.
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    Billy Crudup Thinks Watchmen’s Costumed Characters Are Way Freakier Than That Naked Blue Guy He PlaysPlus: Robert Smith has beef with Radiohead.
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    Simon Cowell’s Post-Death Plans Will Be Great News to Anthony HopkinsPlus: The Jonas Brothers will never break up.
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    Jane Fonda Gives Sobering Assessment of Own CareerPlus: Diddy promises his new album will be like his last one, thank God.
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    Marisa Tomei Does Not Get Naked As Often As You Might ThinkPlus: It sounds like Jay McCarroll could use a vacation.
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    Viola Davis Confesses She Had Her Doubts About DoubtPlus: Cue the tiny violins for the Ting Tings.
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    Tim Gunn Ensures Red-Carpet Encounter With Meryl Streep Will Be AwkwardPlus: Is watching Anne Hathaway in ‘Rachel Getting Married’ really like getting a colonoscopy?
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    Even Tommy Lee Affected by RecessionPlus: How does Nick Jonas celebrate Valentine’s Day?
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    Kate Winslet Opens Mouth, Inserts FootPlus: Isla Fisher kinda repulsed by Hugh Dancy.
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    Artist Alex Melamid Paints 50 Cent in Brood StrokesMelamid renders Curtis brooding in a romantic setting.
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    Artist Loie Glasser Instructs You on Where to SitNot all of Loie Glasser’s miniature armchairs are quite so ladylike, but this one sure is.
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    Artist Peter Caine Brings Narnia to ChelseaBrooklyn artist Caine has given our winter demons a face.
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    Artist Jenny Laden Not Overly Concerned About the Practicality of Her HairstyleJenny Laden’s delicate watercolor lady, seemingly spun like an old-fashioned candy cane, has the dashing angularity of Nefertiti.
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    Artist Billi Kid Wishes You a Happy Inauguration DayBilli Kid’s latest stencil, on view in D.C., imagines the future that begins … today.
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    Artists Laurent and Jean de Brunhoff Sport Their Racing TrunksHalf the charm of Laurent and Jean de Brunhoff’s drawings are in the titles.
  44. Divide and ConquerToni Collette plays man, woman, and child in United States of Tara.
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    Megan Cedro Goes Picasso by Way of Ghost WorldWe have a feeling Dan Clowes would like to go record shopping with her.
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    Photographer Amy Arbus Battles the WindchillAmy Arbus remembers when Manhattan women used to wear fur bikinis in the wintertime.
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    Artist Alan Reid Is Breaking Up the BandAlan Reid has been busy with his coloring pencils, fashioning majestic women into insipid, sometimes silly situations.
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    Artist Lisa Young Putters AroundIn Lisa Young’s hushed video, a young man wearing an untucked polo shirt tees off while a lawnmower crops the course quietly in the background.
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    Artists Jennifer and Kevin McCoy Outsource Their Dull LivesFor this video, the McCoys hired 50 actors to perform their daily tasks.
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    Photographer Susan Mikula Shifts FocusWith her Polaroid camera, Susan Mikula creates abstract visions of empty spaces that inspire memories we never knew we had.
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