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Jon Methven

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    Advance Excerpts From Tiger Woods’s Press Conference Tomorrow“Practice Makes Perfect” is a motto best kept on the golf course.
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    How Cool Would a Microsoft Store Be in New York?About as cool as we would imagine.
  4. The New Etiquette of Bank RobberyBecause, you know, we know you’ve been thinking about it.
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    Weekend at Bernie’s vs. Weekend at Bernie Madoff’sThe 1989 movie and the 2008 scandal have some parallels!
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    The Tax Hikes You Never Saw ComingNon-diet soda and music downloads are just the beginning.