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Kat Stoeffel

  1. best laid birth plans
    Wiz Khalifa Did Not Pull His Son Out of Amber Rose After AllThe birth plan went awry.
  2. high school
    Generation Selfie Takes Its Senior Portraits Very SeriouslyPhoto shoots in old warehouses.
  3. quotables
    Unless You’re James Deen, Sex Isn’t ExerciseSays a porn star’s doctor.
  4. embarrassing stories
    Chelsea Handler Undermines Gwyneth Paltrow Comeback With Blow Job Anecdote“People need to know that you’re like that.”
  5. makeover montage
    Read The Devil Wears Prada, Music Magazine EditionYou don’t have to be a fashion assistant to be told you’re mousy and fat.
  6. celebrity mating
    Martha Stewart Seeks Tall, Wealthy Nonsmoker for Bed, BreakfastShe’s a Very Liberal Leo.
  7. what war on women?
    House GOP Courts Women on Mommy BlogsWomen can have it all, except overtime wages.
  8. shmashmortion
    Pro-Life Sting-Video Maven Lila Rose Is BackHer latest videos are inspired by Kermit Gosnell.
  9. contraception
    You Deserve a Better CondomBill Gates for your pleasure. 
  10. sexy exercise
    Jake Gyllenhaal Is a SoulCycle Teacher’s PetHe has a SoulCycle girlfriend.
  11. shmashmortion
    Watch Obama’s Planned Parenthood SpeechNo mention of Kermit Gosnell.
  12. quotables
    Emma Stone Beauty Q&A Gets Surprisingly Morbid“We’ll all eventually be bones again one day.”
  13. online dating
    Martha Stewart Tried to Sign Up for Match.comShe “loves” dating.
  14. Ring Ring! It’s Ireland Baldwin Calling, on the Louboutin PhoneIn praise of Alec Baldwin’s daughter.
  15. face jewelry
    Selena Gomez Not Backing Down on Bindi FrontNo apologies.
  16. dietcasting
    Created by Men, Women Now Playing Public Diet GameIf it doesn’t make you miserable, tweeting your weight might change your life.
  17. the emirati hottie
    Is This the Man Saudi Arabia Deported for Being Too Handsome?Introducing Omar Borkan Al Gala.
  18. sexercise
    What Sexist Ritual Would Make the Next Great Workout?Cardio Pole Dance, meet Wet T-Shirt Sculpt.
  19. celebrity crime
    Reese Witherspoon Mug Shot Shows Hazards of Drunk Modeling“Her motor skills weren’t what they needed to be.”
  20. dates
    Senate’s No-Boys-Allowed Supper Club Makes Exception for the PresidentHe’ll be outnumbered, for once.
  21. American Girl Dolls Are Total SelloutsNow who will teach your daughter American history?
  22. Report: Denying Men Sex Is Like Child NeglectSays The Wall Street Journal.
  23. slut pills
    Why Isn’t the Pill Available Over the Counter?A Pap smear conspiracy?
  24. boobs against islam
    Femen Taking on All of Islam With Mass Sexual ProtestOr something.
  25. sportswomen
    What Happens to Gymnasts After Their Olympics Moment?They go to college.
  26. haterology
    Ann Curry Has the Anne Hathaway ProblemBut what is the problem?
  27. other people’s fashions
    Selena Gomez and Other Bindi-Loving CelebritiesThey love face jewelry.
  28. quotables
    Brittney Griner Has No Idea Why NFL Players Won’t Come OutBut she recommends it.
  29. quotables
    You Can Thank Nick Lachey for Kim KardashianSend your regards courtesy 98 Degrees.
  30. spring cleaning
    You Only Wear 20 Percent of Your Wardrobe RegularlySplurge so you have no regrets.
  31. poetry
    Sharon Olds’s Vogue Poem: A Close ReadingThe most important literary window into the fashion bible since The Devil Wears Prada.
  32. boobs or lose
    Dark Nipples Are In and Can Be YoursThanks to “tittooing.”
  33. Why Are Teenagers Snorting Their Condoms?Nothing better to do with them.
  34. cut guides
    Ways to Deal With Friends on The New ‘Fast Diet’Every fad diet demands a social game plan.
  35. vagina monologues
    N.H. Lawmaker Defends Vaginas’ Right to Bear ArmsWhat, your vagina can’t operate a firearm?
  36. allowed to laugh
    Louis C.K. Told a Feminist Rape JokeSo, that exists.
  37. watch
    Femen’s Tunisian Activist Amina Tyler Ran AwayShe’s headed to France.
  38. quotables
    Carey Mulligan: Daisy Buchanan Was a KardashianDown, literary purists. 
  39. procreation
    How Billionaires Give BirthDasha Zhukova nailed it.
  40. shmashmortion
    N.D. Abortion Ban to Show Women They Don’t Want Abortions AnywayBy making them very hard to get.
  41. the kids are all right
    Bitch, Do Not Steal These Girls’ Prom DressesNot that you’d want to.
  42. procreation
    Study: Childbirth Also Traumatic for Men“I didn’t know what the placenta was.”
  43. truth in advertising
    Meet the Three Cliché Women of Diet Food Ads“Muffins and women can’t co-exist.”
  44. quotable
    Maggie Gyllenhaal Teaches People StyleWatch About LoveIt’s more than a haircut.
  45. duh but still
    Report: Being a Woman Is ExhaustingT. Swift knows.
  46. allies
    The ‘Bro-Choice’ Movement Is GrowingThese bros want to be part of the solution.
  47. wifey
    Miley Cyrus Packs a Tupperware Like a Grown-Ass WomanI hereby pronounce you marriageable.
  48. recommended reading
    Why Women’s Books Have Terrible TitlesPublishers don’t want to scare women.
  49. Gloria Steinem: Leave Kim’s Body AloneMore like: Leave all women’s bodies alone.
  50. Get Choked Up Watching Michelle Obama Get Choked UpShe invoked Hadiya Pendleton in a rare gun control speech.
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