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    Instagram’s New Feature Will Make Your Stories Even More DramaticDun. Dun. Dunnnn!
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    The 20 Most Terrifying Stories on the InternetYou probably shouldn’t read these before bed.
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    How Should We Feel About Mark Zuckerberg’s Philanthropic Ambitions?While Facebook may be trying to downplay its political influence, the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative is just getting started.
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    This Hotline Will Text Creepy Dudes Back AnonymouslyThe perfect number to give to that dude at the bar who won’t stop bothering you.
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    Scare the Crap Out of Yourself With Google Maps’ List of the Scariest PlacesFinally! A way to participate in Halloween without leaving the comfort of your bed!
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    Please Enjoy This Video of a Hedgehog Stuck in a Slice of BreadYou need this.
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    You Can Rent a (Grounded) Private Jet Just to Take Instagram Photos InBe the Rich Kid of Instagram you always dreamed of (for cheap).
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    How to Look As Hot As Possible Using the New iPhone CameraAll you really need to know about Apple’s newest iPhones is that they’re going to make you (and all of your friends) look way, way, way hotter.
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    Warning: Don’t Give Your Kid a Child’s SmartwatchWho would have guessed smartwatches for kids was a bad idea?
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    We May Be Severely Underestimating the Car Fatalities Caused by Cell PhonesThe way we collect road-fatality data has a serious problem.
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    If One Phone Screen Is Not Enough for You, ZTE’s Axon M Foldable Phone Has TwoYou can finally own a flip phone again!
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    You Should Get an Apple WatchIf you don’t already own one, now’s the time to join Team Smartwatch.
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    Here’s How to Use Twitter’s Built-in Nazi-Blocking FeatureWhy wait for Dorsey to come around when you can punch Nazis off of your Twitter timeline all by yourself.
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    You Can Now Order Food Through FacebookFacebook’s newest feature will allow you to order food from local restaurants using the app.
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    Russia’s Influence Operation Was So Pathetic It Tried to Use Pokémon GoAmong the strategies employed by Russia’s influence operation was a … Tumblr contest involving Pokémon Go.
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    Well, It Looks Like Equifax Has Been Hacked AgainMalware has been found on a web page intended for customer assistance.
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    Apple Officially Jumps Into Original Content With Steven Spielberg RebootApple’s taking on Spielberg’s 1980s sci-fi anthology, Amazing Stories, because why not?
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    Dow Jones Accidentally Publishes Fake Headlines Saying Google Bought AppleWhoops!
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    Soon, You’ll Be Able to Bookmark Tweets to Read LaterYou can finally stop DMing yourself funny tweets like a savage.
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    iOS 11’s Misleading Settings Leave Your iPhone Seriously Vulnerable to AttackiOS 11’s always-on Bluetooth and Wi-Fi settings pose some serious security risks.
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    These Are the 56 New Emoji Coming to the Next iPhone UpdateHedgehogs, cursing smilies, and a whole lot of spooky options: Apple’s latest emoji are going to step up your texting game.
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    Snapchat May Soon Generate Bitmoji Using Facial RecognitionThe new feature is hinted at in a recent patent application.
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    Yahoo Admits That 3 Billion Accounts Were Affected by 2013 HackYahoo adds 2 billion accounts to the total affected since its last count.
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    The Juiciest, Most Groan-Inducing Details From the Uber vs. Waymo Court DocsUnicorns, a lot of shredding, and embarrassing Google searches come to light in a due-diligence report by Stroz Friedberg.
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    Instagram’s New Feature Lets You Poll Your FollowersYou can finally crowdsource answers for all of your burning brunch questions.
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    Equifax Says 2.5 Million More Americans May Be Impacted by Data BreachThis would bring the total to a whopping 145.5 million people.
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    Uber and Lyft Waive Fees for Victims of Las Vegas AttackIn the wake of the Las Vegas massacre, Uber and Lyft have worked quickly to ensure that affected customers would not be overcharged for their rides.
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    Would You Let the Subway Sell Your Data If It Led to Better Service?Transportation agencies around the world are wising up to the fiscal benefits of data mining, but what does that mean for us?
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    You’ll Soon Be Able to Sign In to Facebook With Your FaceGet ready for Face(book) ID.
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    Sorry, Elon Musk, City-to-City Rocket Travel Is a Terrible IdeaBeing in a rocket is not exactly pleasant.
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    The Best Wireless Chargers for iPhone 8 and iPhone XWelcome to the world of wireless charging, iPhone users.
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    10 Augmented-Reality Apps You Definitely Need on Your iPhoneThese apps will make you feel like you’re living in the future, I promise.
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    FCC Asks Apple to Activate FM Radio Chip That Doesn’t ExistThe secret FM radio in your phone could save your life. If Apple will turn it on.
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    You’ll (Probably) Never Have to Assemble Ikea Furniture AgainTake that, Malm bed frame!
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    Uber’s New Feature Will Tell You Just How Terrible of a Passenger You AreStarting today, if you’re a jerk to your Uber driver, you’ll hear about it.
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    If You’re an Immigrant, Homeland Security Is Going to Need Your Twitter HandleAll immigrants will be required to turn over their social-media handles to the Department of Homeland Security, per a new policy.
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    If You’re a Woman, You Need to Turn on ‘Emergency SOS’ on Your iPhoneThe new feature allows you to quickly and inconspicuously contact emergency services with just the push of a button.
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    Here’s How Apple’s All-Glass iPhones Fare When DroppedApple claimed its new iPhones would contain “the most durable glass ever in a smartphone.” It was wrong.
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    The Scourge of the Tindstagrammer: Tinder Rejects Who Creep on InstagramIf you didn’t match on Tinder, but he DM’d you on Instagram anyway, you’ve been Tindstagrammed.
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    A Bizarre Facebook Hoax Has Turned These People Into Minor CelebritiesThe latest hoax to go viral on Facebook has led to the harassment of some real users.
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    You Can’t Sneakily Screen-Record Snaps, But You Can Capture Instagram DMs‘Gram safely, folks.
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    This Is My Meme. No Six-pack, No Bulging Biceps. Don’t Like It, Unfollow.BUT I LOVE my meme.
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    Avril Lavigne Is the Most Dangerous Celeb OnlineNo one is safe from the Lavigne.
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    You Can Now Find Thousands of (Fre)eBooks Through GoogleGoogle will now connect you to your local library’s eBook collection.
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    11 Cool New Things You Can Do in iOS 11Built-in Venmo, screen-recording, and a whole lot more!
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    Hey, Siri, Will You Listen to My Problems?Apple is looking for engineers to make Siri more like the therapist we didn’t know we needed.
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    What Happens When Your Face Is Your Password?Turns out, tying some of your most private data to one of your most public features is more complicated than it seems.
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    What to Expect From Apple’s iPhone Event TomorrowThree new iPhones, a whole lot of updates, and the faint sound of all of your money leaving your savings account.
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    Equifax Credit-Card-Data Breach Could Be Largest in U.S. HistoryCredit-reporting firm Equifax says over 140 million customers may be affected.
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    You Liked an Article About a Hot New Meme With a Mock Verrit Insulting MeMean tweets about Peter Daou are at the heart of today’s burgeoning Twitter meme.
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