Carnival barker Donald Trump told Fox & Friends this morning that he will reveal “something very, very big concerning the president of the United States” on Wednesday via Twitter, where all the world’s most important news is announced. Trump provided few details beyond reiterating that this something is “going to be very big” and “you will cover it in a very big fashion” and it will be “very big” and “bigger than anybody would know.” On a scale of zero to 100, with zero being really small and 100 being quite big, one would be inclined to place this thing that Trump will announce on the latter end of the scale.
In fact, it’s so big that, when asked whether it will change the election, Trump, humanity’s foremost overhyper, replied … “possibly.” You know where we’ll be for the next two days? The edge of our seat.
