feigning interest in mundane things

President Obama Feigns Interest in Tomato

Obama beholds a tomato. Photo: MANDEL NGAN/AFP/GettyImages

Guys, check this out, have you ever seen a tomato this beautiful? Just look at it. I don’t even think I can eat this, honestly. It really should be in a museum somewhere. Let me know if you can find a museum for it, and if not, I’ll put in on display in the Oval, instead of that dusty old bust of MLK. Seriously, great job on this tomato.