crimes and misdemeanors

Heroin Dealers Offer ‘iPhone,’ ‘NFL,’ and ‘Government Shutdown’ Varieties

Photo: Courtesy of The DEA

Building off of the “Obamacare” brand, a bust in the Bronx turned up 13 kilograms, or $8 million worth, of the most creatively named heroin ever to be hidden in an oven. Other options include “Olympic 2012,” “McDonald’s,” “Lady Gaga,” and “Sprint.” (They’re probably all the same.)

Heroin Comes in Many Brand Names