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Lisa Carol Roche is a true patriot. When she was caught breaking into cars in a high school parking lot, she claimed that she wasn’t actually scrounging for change or cheap sunglasses: instead, she was looking for members of ISIS, like any real American hero would. Where’s her medal of honor?