Those of you who stay way from pork, be it for religious or health reasons, may wish not to view Hillary Clinton's new ad. It's a veritable feeding frenzy of good tidings she's brought home during her first term in the Senate — from 9/11 money to new jobs to highway construction to tax breaks. Boy, are we stuffed. But don't hit the StairMaster just yet, New Yorkers. We've still got two more years of living high on the hog before we're forced to dispatch a less skilled trough tender. Belly up.

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