According to Jay Glazer — who surely loves the attention but probably can’t believe this is what he has to talk about the week before the freaking Super Bowl — the fans in Miami were so hostile towards Rex Ryan the night he flipped them off, that not only should he not have been fined, he should have been given a bonus for showing restraint. (Sample heckle, according to Glazer, who attended the event with Ryan: “I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! You effin’ piece of garbage. I hate you! I hope you die, you fat piece of crap.”) Plus, this bombshell: Someone spat at Ryan! Really, they left big Rex with no other option. We now fully expect CBS to interrupt the Super Bowl with the next piece of breaking news. Our guess? Revelations of cruel “Yo Mama” jokes. [NYP]