Or at least, that’s what the closed captioning on the scoreboard at Yankee Stadium called the Yankees’ center fielder before yesterday’s game. Among the other players who made appearances on the scoreboard during pregame videos, according to the closed captioning: pitcher “A.J. Burning Net” and left fielder “Dwreg Gardner.” For the sake of whoever operates the closed captioning, we’re just glad Doug Mientkiewicz isn’t on the team anymore. [NYDN]