In the grand tradition of wannabe Knicks like Chris Paul and Rudy Fernandez — not to be confused with actual, contractually official Knicks — Tony Parker says he wants to play in New York. Actually, that’s not exactly true: His wife, Eva Longoria, said he wanted to play in New York, while the two watched Thierry Henry and the Red Bulls this weekend. Though by the time he becomes a free agent next summer, New York will be a year closer to having two teams within its city limits. On second thought, this might not be the most sound basis for summertime Knicks speculation. As you were. [NYP]