Every time you turn your head, Knicks “center” Eddy Curry is in some sort of pickle, whether it’s personal, financial, or waistband-related. Word broke this weekend that Curry has a warrant out for his arrest. This is an old offense: In 2001, Curry was sued for having sex with a 14-year-old girl. (He was 18.) He settled for $660,000 but has only paid $200,000 of it. Curry is in massive debt and it hardly seems likely he’ll be able to pay off the debt. Though the Knicks are paying him $11,276,863 this year, so maybe that will help. (UPDATE: We had it bass-ackwards: Actually he only has $200,000 left to pay. So he’s totally fine then.)