It’s a joyous day here at Sports Section headquarters, as our Official Favorite Athlete, John Skelton — a graduate of Joe’s alma mater and a draftee of Will’s Buzzsaw That Is the Arizona Cardinals — has officially been named the starting quarterback for Sunday’s game against Denver. If you listen closely, you can hear Joe humming the Fordham fight song as he writes this in the third person from his Soho cubicle. [Word From the Birds Blog/azcardinals.com]