Derek Jeter is currently second in the American League in batting average and is on pace to put up his best numbers since 1999, generally considered his career year. And, yesterday, he even had one of those “Man, Derek Jeter is as good at shaping his image as he is at baseball” moments when he handed his pink bat to a little girl behind the dugout on Mother’s Day. But what would he look like with a beard? Craig Robinson of Flip Flop Fly Ball gave him the beard of Cardinals closer Jason Motte yesterday, and we’re still hiding under our desk.