What the MisShapes Book Taught Us:
1. DJ Geo has a kickin’ bod. We would have literally never guessed.
2. So does Project Runway’s Daniel Vosovic. Well, almost.
3. Leigh Lezark does indeed know how to smile. But when she does, she looks like Wednesday at summer camp in The Addams Family.
4. Yes, Madonna shaves her pits. We get it.
5. Hipsters are confused by Billy Elliot star Jamie Bell, not as much by Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz.
6. Every terrible waitress we’ve ever had goes to MisShapes.
7. Benjamin Cho and Yoko Ono, being among the book’s only Asians, deserve to be lumped together.
8. Brandon Flowers never takes off that fucking blazer.
9. Justin Theroux likes Amy Sedaris. Oops, we mean, licks.
10. You know that shoulders-up, big-eyed, pouty look you all do? Hedi Slimane did it first. And best.
