Oh, no. Western Reserve Academy, the private school attended by Neel Kashkari, the 30-year-old Wharton grad tapped by Henry Paulson to manage the bailout money, is one of those schools that lets graduating seniors have a full page in the yearbook to like fill up with quotes and pictures that like represent them and who they are in their raw teenage state. The young unedited Kashkari’s main interests appear to be Ferraris, Rush, Bernie Kosar, President Bush the Elder, and Shakespeare, in order of importance. Also, now there’s probably going to be a bunch of terrible trend stories about how kids should be careful what they put on those pages because someday, when they end up managing $700 billion of taxpayer money, it will end up all over the Internet. [Gawker]