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Now We Know Why A-Rod’s Been Working on His Tan

By , a writer living in New York.  She has contributed to New York Magazine since 2007.

Madonna is taking him with her to Brazil. She’s applied for visas for both of them, say local reports. We can’t decide: Do we want to see the thong pictures, or not? [Made in Brazil via Perez Hilton]

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Now We Know Why A-Rod’s Been Working on His Tan