Gatecrasher claims that Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, wants to “forgive and forget” a little thing like her husband (allegedly) holding a knife to her neck and threatening to kill her. Mueller has filed papers requesting her order of protection against Sheen be dropped, and her lawyer, Yale Galanter, said Mueller wants to reconcile and “work on [her] marriage.” Galanter added that Sheen and Mueller “love each other” and the whole incident was “one bad night.” Susan Sarandon was spotted drinking tequila at 1 a.m. with “a guy resembling Jonathan Bricklin,” her rumored beau, at Mermaid Oyster Bar. Tracy Morgan popped into Babeland and yelled toward an employee, “Hey, do you have motion lotion?” A Babeland sales assistant helped Morgan pick some out, and then he ran back to the beamer waiting for him on the street. A source says Jake Gyllenhaal is trying to win back Reese Witherspoon with vintage dinnerware and e-mails.
James Frey’s six-word memoir for Smith magazine’s new collection, It All Changed in an Instant: More Six-Word Memoirs is: “So would you believe me anyway?” Judah Friedlander’s is “100 percent American. Made in China.” Zac Posen hosted a dinner at Le Caprice for Coca Rocha, Oscar de la Renta, Sienna Miller, Ivanka Trump, and Jared Kushner. Michael Lohan has been bar-hopping and dining in Chicago with Kate Major, the former Star reporter who dated Jon Gosselin last summer. Gwyneth Shoes is suing Paris Hilton for allegedly copying Gwyneth’s patented heart-shaped insole when designing Paris Hilton Footwear. Kate Moss ate so much “turkey and Christmas pud” with her Champagne on Christmas that she couldn’t board her flight to Thailand the next day. What?
In this week’s New York and in his upcoming book, Larry Kramer claims Abraham Lincoln was gay, but Lincoln historian Harold Holzer says Kramer “made the whole thing up to arise consciousness.” Roman Polanski is spending the holidays confined to his chalet in Gstaad, Switzerland, so his wife has been shopping for his favorite wines and cheeses. Polanski is allegedly planning a small New Year’s Eve party. Bill Gates is vacationing in Mustique at Walter Noel’s house, while Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani, the emir of Qatar, is on the island, too, aboard the eighth-largest private yacht in the world. Diane von Furstenberg turns 63 today. Rosie O’Donnell’s new girlfriend is Tracy Kachtick-Anders, artist, mother of six, and Rosie.com commenter.
