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New Jersey Denies Old People Fun New Pastime

A beach in the northern end of Asbury Park, New Jersey, will not go topless, the City Council decided yesterday, because “a large number of families with children … use the beach in that area. And it is right in front of a 26-story apartment building for senior citizens.” [AP via Google, NYDN]

New Jersey Denies Old People Fun New Pastime