Not in real life! In the new NBA Jam for Nintendo Wii, which is not nearly as great, but still! The game allows you to unlock a Democratic team featuring Barack Obama, Hillary and Bill Clinton, and Al Gore, and a GOP team featuring George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, John McCain, and Sarah Palin. We’ll put our money on the Democratic team, since we suspect that McCain and Cheney are not in peak fast-break condition. [USAT, ESPN]