The Two and a Half Men actor claims the reputable porn star, who found herself locked in his Plaza Hotel room last month and filed a criminal complaint against him this morning, fabricated a sensational tale about being assaulted and then threatened to go to the media with it if Sheen didn’t pay her $1 million. He didn’t. What’s worse, he says she stole his $165,000 Patek Philippe watch. And to think, he’d really trusted this one. [People, TMZ]