If sitcoms left you with the impression that you can pay off your dinner by washing dishes, allow this Italian tourist’s unfortunate tale serve as a lesson. The Post reports that Graziano Graziussi racked up a $208 bill at Smith and Wollensky, then realized that he didn’t have his wallet. He offered to leave his iPhone as collateral while he went to retrieve it, but instead the manager called the police. Graziussi wound up spending the night in jail, which was not the authentic New York experience he was looking for.