Sometimes you can tell what a person was arrested for just by looking at him. But sometimes, like in the case of Crystal Metheny, you think you know but you turn out to be entirely wrong. Come, take our quiz, and see if you can guess what each person was arrested for based on his or her mug shot.

What was this person arrested for?

1Marvin Tramaine Hill II

Drunk biking through a Taco Bell drive-through Smacking his pregnant wife with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich Wearing regular shoes instead of bowling shoes in a bowling alley Attempting to shoot his dog but accidentally shooting himself in the face

2Mark Berndt

Urinating on his in-laws’ carpet on Thanksgiving Cooking meth Feeding semen cookies to children Revenge porn

3Brandy Allen

Crimes against humanity Being too sexy Assaulting her boyfriend with hugs Stealing eye shadow

4Jason Puckett

Stealing 6 pounds of cow tongue from Walmart by stuffing it down his pants Stealing an ambulance to go to the strip club Stalking Ariana Grande Stuffing a chainsaw down his pants

5James E. Irving Jr.

Taking a shirtless selfie on the job Poking his girlfriend in the eye for serving him waffles instead of pancakes on his birthday Fighting with neighbor over dog poop Butt-dialing 911 during a drug deal

6Marcus Faella

Trying to incite a “race war” at Disney World DUI Dining and dashing Trying to steal a painting by hiding it under his jacket

7Sean Johnson

Stealing sex toys while dressed as a ninja Breaking and entering Ejaculating on a stuffed horse at Walmart Having sex in a church

8Jack-Lyn Blake

Stealing steaks from Walmart in a motorized scooter Stalking ex on Facebook Letting her dog urinate on $2,000 worth of Lane Bryant clothing Stabbing her husband for starting Thanksgiving dinner without her

9Gabriel Taylor Smith

Returning used Old Spice deodorant to shelves Orchestrating a Girl Scout cookie heist Stealing Chinese food while dressed as a Teletubby Shouting “I have Ebola” on an airplane

10Deborah Asher

Giving a cop a wet willy Shoplifting erection cream Firing a gun after losing at beer pong Meth

Mugshot Quiz Results

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