If you’ve ever worked in an office, then you know the struggle of sharing a refrigerator with dozens of other people. Everyone’s fighting for room and leaving smelly food in there and and it’s messy and, despite the fact that law is the only thing that separates us from the animals, food is constantly disappearing. Like, if I left a Trader Joe’s bean and cheese microwave burrito in the fridge, I would hope that someone else wouldn’t just help themselves (not that this has ever actually happened to me and not that I’m holding a grudge).
So. Anyway. We all know that feeling. This led to this week’s thrilling food-thief story, as relayed in real-time on Twitter by Zak Toscani. Zak, take it away …
Damn. Drama. The moral of the story is don’t touch someone else’s work-fridge food. Criminals will be apprehended and punished to the full extent of office law.
