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  1. religion
    Americans Who Belong to a House of Worship Are Now a MinorityThe 21st century has seen a rapid decline in religious membership. But the country has been even more “churchless” in the not-so-distant past.
  2. asians in america
    Swallowing Our BitternessThe burden of swallowing anti-Asian racism is making America and me sick.
  3. america
    Anti-Vaxxers March on California Capitol Singing ‘We Shall Overcome’No.
  4. select all
    This Memorial Day, Watch 7 Hours of Golden Tee World ChampionshipsCelebrate Golden Tee. Celebrate America.
  5. Animal Americans Nearly Killed to Extinction Now a National SymbolThe U.S. has its first national mammal: the bison.
  6. metaphors
    Uncle Sam Went to Donald Trump’s Office and Messed Up His HairUncle Sam is a 27-year-old bald eagle. 
  7. America Celebrated Black Friday by Stockpiling a Record Number of GunsThe FBI processed a record number of background checks for firearms purchases on Black Friday.
  8. america!
    Sinkholes Are Now Hotter Than CorvettesTourists just want to see the National Corvette Museum’s giant hole.
  9. america!
    Ted Cruz Renounces Canadian Citizenship, Becomes 50 Percent More AmericanThanks a lot, Canada.
  10. america!
    Washington Monument Reopens Three Years After EarthquakeMore than 150 cracks have been repaired.
  11. Duck Dynasty Guns Now AvailableEach purchase comes with an American-flag bandanna.
  12. america!
    Sandy-Damaged Ellis Island Reopens Next WeekBut repairs won’t be completed until the spring.
  13. america!
    Ted Cruz Doesn’t Want to Be a Canadian AnymoreThat should make birthers happy.
  14. america!
    Rhubarb Lady: The Complete TranscriptThe only video you ever need to see. 
  15. america!
    Battery Park to Host Lady Liberty’s Huddled Masses Indefinitely Ray Kelly and Chuck Schumer win this round.
  16. america!
    Statue of Liberty Still Bound by Security Squabbling Schumer and Kelly restart the feud.
  17. america!
    Don’t Plan on Visiting Ellis Island Anytime SoonRepairing the damage from Hurricane Sandy will take all year.
  18. america!
    On Any Given Day, at Least Two Kids Are Bringing Guns to SchoolA terrifying stat.
  19. america!
    Which Quixotic Conservative Utopia Is Right for You?There are so many to choose from.
  20. america!
    Two Rocket Launchers Turned In at No-Questions-Asked L.A. Gun BuybackWe have so many questions, though.
  21. guns in america
    New Gun Owners Take to Instagram on Christmas MorningNow we know what all those bullets were for.
  22. newtown massacre
    Some People Loved That NRA Speech by Wayne LaPierre [Updated]“They have good points.”
  23. lady liberty
    Lady Liberty Interior Back Open for Business Next MonthIt reopens on October 28.
  24. mayoral feline puppies!!
    Alaskan Town Has Cat for MayorHis name is Stubbs and he’s been the mayor for fifteen years.
  25. San Diego Bay Set Off All Its Fireworks at OnceOops.
  26. but what about mermen?
    U.S. Government Wants Us to Know Mermaids Aren’t RealReally makes you want to celebrate America’s birth!
  27. america!
    Americans Feel Less Patriotic About Midweek Fourth of JulyStars and stripes forever — except not on Wednesdays.
  28. america!
    Rich People Will Get a Better View of NYC Fourth of July FireworksAmerica!
  29. america!
    A Small-Town Bureaucrat Laid Himself Off for the Sake of Smaller GovermentAnd his name is not Ron Swanson.
  30. america!
    They’re About to Run Out of Toilet Paper in Trenton’s Goverment OfficesDemocracy in action!
  31. america!
    Do You Need to Feel Better About America?Then do we have the story for you!
  32. crimes and misdemeanors
    Plane With 40 Lbs of Pot Near Obama’s HelicopterProbably.
  33. tebowing
    A Virginia Legislator ‘Tebowed’ in the State HouseAfter his bill passed.
  34. america!
    Private Equity Guy Is Fixing the Washington MonumentWill they rename it the Rubenstein Monument?
  35. america!
    FAA Approves Skydiving SexWhat government overreach?
  36. barack obama
    President Obama Is Joining FoursquareWhat’s next, Farmville?
  37. lady liberty
    Statue of Liberty Closing for RenovationBut just for a year.
  38. america!
    People Aren’t Paying for TV Porn AnymoreDoes anyone pay for porn in any medium?
  39. america!
    The Youth Come Into the City to Hungrily Soak Up CultureApple and Shake Shack!
  40. america!
    Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic Is the Latest Target to Be ‘Glitter Bombed’Glitter! Glitter! Glitter!
  41. america!
    Minnesota Government Is Officially Back in BusinessThe governor doesn’t sound thrilled about a return to governing.
  42. america!
    Bored Tennessee Lawmaker Defaces DeskWe’ve all been there.
  43. white men with money
    JPMorgan Has a Patriotic QuarterWhat’s more American than profits?
  44. america!
    Arizona Lawmaker Points a Loaded Pink Handgun at a ReporterJust to show how “cute” the firearm was.
  45. america!
    Political Types Unsure If Far East Is More or Less Wimpy Than Our Pro Sports LeaguesThey do know, however, that sports seem to have taken a decided turn for the “effete.”
  46. america!
    Michigan Inmate Brings Lawsuit 12-Year-Old Boys Can’t Wait to CitePorn and video games are a civil right, he says.
  47. osama bin killed
    The Strange Story of the NYU Business Student and the Bin Laden T-ShirtsHe made hundreds of thousands on Osama T-shirts, only to decide to give it all back.
  48. america!
    Nearly Half of America Feels Pretty Good Right Now!This is the best America has felt since April 2007.
  49. election hangover
    A Majority of Americans Don’t Know the Results of the Historic Election That Just Took PlaceIt’s not like it was a big news story or anything.
  50. america!
    Why You Shouldn’t Be Voting TodayOn a Tuesday, that is.
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