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  1. bons mots
    Barbara Bush: RINO“I think it’s been the worst campaign I’ve ever seen in my life.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Mitt Romney Fails to Connect With the Everyman, Part XXXVIThis is getting ridiculous. 
    By Dan Amira
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    The GOP Is Kind of Scaring Jeb Bush“It’s a little troubling sometimes.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Mitt Romney Said This Today“I’m not going to change my positions by virtue of being in a presidential campaign.”
    By Dan Amira
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    David Axelrod’s Sage Analysis of the Newt Gingrich Campaign“The higher a monkey climbs on the pole the more you can see his butt.”
    By Dan Amira
  6. the third terminator
    The Secret to Mayor Bloomberg’s SuccessA very large bladder?
    By Noreen Malone
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    Today in ‘Spectacular Tales of Newt Gingrich’s Narcissism’“This is like watching Walton or Kroc develop Walmart and McDonald’s.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Herman Cain Not Even Pretending to Care About ‘Knowing Things’ Anymore“I’m not supposed to know anything about foreign policy.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Steve Jobs’s Cryptic Final Words“OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Herman Cain Prefers the Term ‘Jewishly Challenged’“I think that the so-called Palestinian people … “
    By Dan Amira
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    This Is How Hillary Clinton Reacted to News of Muammar Qaddafi’s DeathIt’s kind of awesome.
    By Noreen Malone
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    President Obama Tries to Sass Republicans Into Passing His Jobs Bill“Maybe they just couldn’t understand the whole thing all at once.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Bob Dylan Is David Remnick’s White WhaleBob Dylan is really not interested in doing the ‘New Yorker’ Festival.
    By Bennett Marcus
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    Jay-Z Pokes Fun at Brooklyn’s GentrificationAn easy target, sure, but he does it with subtle grace.
    By Noreen Malone
  15. international intrigue
    Carla Bruni Only Wants Two Simple Things in a ManWhy are all the European heads of state so hilariously European?
    By Noreen Malone
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    Just to Clarify, Barack Obama Is Not an Old White Southern ManDov Hikind wasn’t sure we were following.
    By Dan Amira
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    This Is What President Bush Said Two Days After 9/11 When Told There Was a ‘Credible Threat’ to the White HouseIt’s actually kind of awesome.
    By Noreen Malone
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    All-Mormon GOP Ticket Probably Not Happening“There would be too many jokes about that.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Bill Clinton Has a Bit of a Crush on Rick Perry“He’s a good looking rascal.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Gay Talese: ‘There Are Midgets That Are Attractive, But I Never Met One’The legendary writer explains why he’s never had sex in the back of his 1957 Triumph TR3.
    By Chris Rovzar
  21. oh pawlease
    Tim Pawlenty Is Managing Expectations for Tonight’s GOP DebateHis goals are our goals.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Mitch McConnell Admits That Hostage-Taking Is Exactly What the GOP DidDon’t call them terrorists though.
    By Dan Amira
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    Tell Us What You Really Think, Bruce Bartlett“I think a good chunk of the Republican caucus is either stupid, crazy, ignorant or craven cowards.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Rick Warren Doesn’t Want to Pay More TaxesThe megapastor’s megagaffe.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Crazy Glenn Beck Quote Reminds Us That Glenn Beck Still Exists, Is CrazyHe compares the campers killed in Norway to the Hitler Youth.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hugo Chávez Wants to Remain President of Venezuela for ‘Reasons of Love’He’s seeking a third, apparently amorous term.
    By Noreen Malone
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    ‘Rarely Have I Encountered Such Swagger, and I Tried to Respond in Kind’Larry Summers on the Winkelvii.
    By Noreen Malone
  28. bon mots
    Tell Us What You Really Think Of Con Ed, Mr. MayorA little tough love can be a motivator.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Hillary Clinton Wants to Get Off the Merry-go-roundIt is no longer merry.
    By Dan Amira
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    Michele Bachmann Is Perfectly Comfortable With YiddishDo they do nails at the Choot Spa?
    By Noreen Malone
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    Stephen Sweeney Has No RegretsHe’s still angry with Chris Christie.
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Michele Bachmann Happy People Still Find Her Sexy“Listen, I’m 55 years old. I’ve given birth to five kids.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Jay-Z Not Happy With Employment Numbers“Numbers don’t lie. Unemployment is pretty high.”
    By Dan Amira
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    David Paterson Stunned by Governor Cuomo’s Ability to Accomplish Things“I think it’s just stunning.”
    By Dan Amira
  35. candor
    Bill Clinton: ‘I Just Kinda Like Jon Huntsman’“Jon Huntsman hasn’t said what he’s for yet, but I just kinda like him.”
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Michele Bachmann Refuses to Mud Wrestle With Sarah PalinEven though that’s probably what the Founders would have wanted.
    By Dan Amira
  37. house of style
    Bristol Palin Finally Weighs In on Michele Bachmann“Do you think that people don’t notice you’re dressing like my mom?”
    By Mike Vilensky
  38. jamie dimon
    Jamie Dimon Doesn’t Fear What Others Cower BeforeFive little things he thinks we’re worrying too much about.
    By Noreen Malone
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    Glenn Beck to Rick Santorum: ‘I Could Kiss You in the Mouth’Okay, now you’re just being confusing on purpose.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Moving Forward, Bill Maher Would Like Nancy Grace’s Alibi Every Time Someone Is Killed“I’m not saying she did it …”
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Mike Tyson Would Be Uncomfortable in a Room With His Former Self“That guy’s a creation.”
    By Mike Vilensky
  42. and party every day
    Gene Simmons Believes His Online Haters Are Just Sad, Smart Young Folks“If you tear down the structure, there’s nowhere to go.”
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Rahm Emanuel: I Have One of Five Major Chief-Executive Jobs in the United StatesDon’t Tell Lloyd.
    By Chris Rovzar
  44. goldman gods
    The Lloyd Blankfein–Evelyn Davis Dialogues“Evelyn, you’re still at the podium.”
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Peter Orszag Got Ben Stein Booted As Citigroup Conference Speaker for Sexist JokesA woman e-mailed Orszag to complain.
    By Nitasha Tiku
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    Mike Huckabee Doesn’t Want Any Part of Glenn Beck’s Insane ConspiraciesHe gets pissed after Beck calls him a “progressive.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Moses, Lincoln … FlyntWhat they have in common, according to Flynt.
    By Dan Amira
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    Dennis Walcott to Teachers: ‘You Will Never Hear Me Say a Bad Thing About You’The incoming city schools chancellor starts off on a nice note.
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Barney Frank to Playboy: ‘Antigay Prejudice Is Diminishing’“Places that have gay marriage have had none of the negative consequences that people warned us about.”
    By Mike Vilensky
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    Ten People We Wish Had Used the Kobe/Kyl Non-ApologyAndy Cohen, Donald Trump, even Barack Obama — they could all learn a lesson from these guys.
    By Chris Rovzar
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