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  1. resurrections
    Bob Rubin Feels Loved AgainThe former Treasury secretary has found a young, firm … firm.
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. the rich
    Citigroup to Provide Babysitting Services for Children of MillionairesThis could be good for all of us.
    By Jessica Pressler
  3. tits on a stick
    Academics Back Up Debrahlee Lorenzana’s Claim That Her Cans Got Her CannedJustice for the woman who described herself as “Tits on a Stick.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. the enforcer
    Citigroup Settles Subprime ChargesThe SEC’s Enforcer scores again.
    By Jessica Pressler
  5. well that was fun
    Pay Czar Impotent When Faced With Bank’s Big BonusesKenneth Feinberg can’t do a thing about the large pay packages banks are awarding to employees.
    By Jessica Pressler
  6. fi-cri fallout
    Stock Market Tanks After Banks Post Weak EarningsThanks a lot, Citi and Bank of America.
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. slouching toward reform
    Citigroup Is Just Going to Go Ahead and Proceed Like Financial Reform Isn’t HappeningVolcker Rule? What Volcker Rule?
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. jamie dimon is shaking in his loafers
    Chase Customer Comes to Defense of Hot Banker“If Chase fires her, I will stop banking with them,” says high-profile customer.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. embattled minorities
    Debrahlee Lorenzana: ‘Enough Is Enough’The banker turned advocate for good-looking people’s rights speaks out.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. embattled minorities
    Debrahlee Lorenzana Now Too Much Woman For JP Morgan ChaseIf she doesn’t stop talking about how hot she is, the former Citigroup banker may be fired from her new gig.
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. embattled minorities
    Citigroup Customers Speak Out on Too-Hot EmployeeHer beauty actually WAS distracting.
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. minorities
    Debrahlee Lorenzana Is Not Going to Get Fat Just Because You AreThe woman who claims she was fired from Citigroup for being too good-looking continues to fight against the uglies who try to keep her down.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. bad optics
    Citigroup Agrees to Pay Board Member $350K for Three Weeks of Work“It seems like it’s fair.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. staying calm
    Goldman Stays ‘Chill’ As Market CrashesAlso, Citi says it’s not to blame.
    By Josh Duboff
  15. their bad
    Report: Stock-Market Plunge May Have Been Caused by Idiot Citigroup TraderA trader may have entered a “b” for billion instead of an “m” for million in a trade, messing up global markets.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. the doughnut decision
    Citigroup Still Can’t Afford DoughnutsThis worries us.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. photo op
    Here Is a Photo of Vikram Pandit Holding a FalconFun!
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. white men whose hair is full of secrets
    Just So You Know, Citigroup Has Nothing to Do With This Goldman Sachs ThingFor once, Citigroup is grateful not to be like Goldman Sachs.
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. earnings report
    Citigroup Thanks America Effusively for Allowing It to Make $4.4 BillionVikram Pandit likes you, he really likes you!
  20. inexcusable behavior
    Vikram Pandit, Wine WasterThe Citigroup CEO orders a $350 bottle of wine and doesn’t finish it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. fat cats
    Vikram Pandit Has a Smile on His Face and a Glimmer in His EyeA glimmer of money.
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. let’s get civical
    Deputy Mayor Ed Skyler to CitigroupHopefully by the time he gets to the bank, the government will no longer own a quarter of it.
    By Chris Rovzar
  23. tarp babies
    Taxpayers Making Out Like Pandits on Citi BailoutThe government is set to make an $8 billion profit on its sale of Citi stocks.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  24. granular knowledge
    Bankers Who Threaten to Quit Over Reduced Compensation May Be Big LiarsThe coming financial-services exodus may just be another urban legend.
    By Jessica Pressler
  25. problem children
    Vikram Pandit to Thank the GovernmentYou read that right. This man has no pride.
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. unfortunate phrasing
    Citibank Is Giving Everyone Cash Bonuses This Valentine’s Day!They really understand us.
    By Jessica Pressler and Evan Mulvihill
  27. problem children
    Citigroup Brags About Awesome Pay PackagesIn contrast to its competitors, the “financial supermarket” is proud of the deals it can offer employees.
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. outreach
    Citi Community Is Already Responding to Vikram Pandit’s BlogHe has commenters!
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. white women with money
    Sallie Krawcheck Is a Wildly Famous Celebrity, According to Sallie KrawcheckWho is Sallie Krawcheck, you ask? Exactly.
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. economic indicators
    Vikram Pandit Is Eating His Feelings AgainThe Citigroup CEO has become a Sylvia’s regular.
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. wall street
    Citigroup Reports $7.6 Billion Loss in Fourth QuarterExiting the TARP program is costing them big.
    By Jessica Pressler
  32. tarpies
    Which Financial Institution Cares the Most About Haiti?And/or their own reputations?
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. great indignations
    Another Financial Institution Grapples With Enforced FrugalityThe cafeteria at UBS’s Park Avenue office is charging employees for their lunch trays.
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. white men who look like gigantic babies
    Citigroup’s John Havens Was Paid $9 Million in 2009But it’s not because he is Vikram Pandit’s BFF.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. problem children
    Citigroup Spokesman Doesn’t Know Anything About a Multi-Million-Dollar Theft at His CompanyWhereabouts of arses and elbows also in dispute.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. tarp babies
    IRS Helps Citigroup with Massive Tax BreakTime to rage, populists.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  37. tarp babies
    Citigroup Touts Strength As It Prepares to Pay Back TARP“Citi is among the strongest banks in the industry,” CEO Vikram Pandit says, as the bank prepares to pay back $45 billion in TARP money.
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. refunds
    Citigroup Wants to Repay Bailout MoneySayonara executive pay limits.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  39. tarpies
    Citigroup Is Dying to Pay Back Its TARP FundsIn which Daily Intel and the banking behemoth find themselves curiously in the same boat.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. party lines
    Sandy Weill: ‘I’m Not Really Wanting of Objects’The man who made billions building Citigroup has a short Christmas list.
    By Jada Yuan
  41. white men with money
    Vikram Pandit Will Continue to Make $1 Per YearThe Citigroup CEO continues his reign of austerity.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. white men who can stuff their sorries in a sack
    Former Citigroup Co-Chairman Apologizes for Creating a Monster“I’m sorry,” Reed, 70, told Bloomberg.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. white men with money
    Citigroup Wants to Relaunch Hedge Fund Unit But Can’t Think of a Good NameWhat if we called it something like Awesome Citi Hedge Fund Group?
    By Zeke Turner
  44. the rich hunt
    And Now We’re HereA spokesperson for the service employees union accuses banks with swine-flu vaccine of “endangering the health of millions of Americans.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. panic-demics
    Today in Outrage: Goldman Sachs Is Taking Swine-Flu Vaccine From YOUR BABYGoldman and Citigroup both have doses of the swine-flu vaccine. But if the hordes of haters have anything to do with it, their at-risk employees may be out of luck.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. what other people think
    Pay Czar’s Plan Getting Low MarksIs Ken Feinberg’s plan to cut Wall Street’s pay an effective smackdown, or a case of too little, too late?
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. obfuscations
    Citigroup Posts Loss, Tries to Make It Sound Like ProfitNo one was really fooled.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. feuds
    Sheila Bair Rains on Vikram Pandit’s ParadeThe FDIC chairwoman thinks the A+ grade the Citigroup CEO got for his performance sounds a little too good to be true.
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. schnabulosity
    Andrew Hall Is Free!Of Citigroup, we mean. The commodities trader still needs his $100 million paycheck.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. idiot savants
    Is Vikram Pandit an Idiot? Or Just Kind of a Dork?A new report and book present conflicting views of the Citigroup CEO.
    By Jessica Pressler
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