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  1. kids today
    Mindy Meyer, of Sparkly Website Fame, Really Gets the Basics of Politics“All I need to do is just go to my district and get their votes.”
    By Joe Coscarelli
  2. equal rites
    Queens Kid Kills It at City Council With Gay-Marriage SpeechEncore!
    By Joe Coscarelli
  3. fox news watch
    Fox & Friends Grills Little Girls About Who Built Their Lemonade Stand“You didn’t build that” is so rude.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  4. kids today
    Long Island Teen Crashes Car Into Neighbor’s Home, Police Won’t Charge HimSounds like a charming lad.
    By Margaret Hartmann
  5. kids today
    Hipster PAC Downtown 4 Democracy Eats Well With PurposeThis is how Brooklyn does political fund-raising.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  6. sexy time
    NYC Summer Hookup Spots: The Gansevoort Pool or Outside of Ikea?Both are apparently getting a lot of action.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  7. summertime blues
    New York Teenagers Have Plenty of Time to Make Trouble This Summer Because they can’t find jobs.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  8. school daze
    Stuyvesant Students Say Everyone Cheats, They Just Got CaughtSeventy students shared answers on their cell phones.
    By Margaret Hartmann
  9. school daze
    Cuomo Signs Cyberbullying Law, Horrible New York Kids Put on NoticeThink twice before you send that nasty tweet.
    By Margaret Hartmann
  10. summertime blues
    McCarren Park Pool Suffered a ‘Diaper Accident’It was only a matter of time.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  11. kids today
    Officer Punched in Face in Brawl at McCarren Park PoolForcing the park to close yet again.
    By Brett Smiley
  12. kids today
    McCarren Pool Closed Early Over Backflipping TeensJust one day after it opened.
    By Andre Tartar
  13. sad things with happy endings
    Horrible, Rotten Kids Abuse Bus Monitor, Internet Buys Her a Vacation [Updated]Some kind strangers are trying to help a sad woman upstate.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  14. school daze
    New York Kids to Maybe Face Consequences for Being Terrible to Each Other OnlineIf a teacher or someone finds out about it, that is.
    By Caroline Bankoff
  15. equal rites
    Queens Kid Blocked From Making Same-Sex-Marriage Speech [Updated]The fifth-grader was told his subject was inappropriate.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  16. kids today
    Cell Phone Storage Truck for High Schoolers Exists, Gets Robbed [Updated]There were tears.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  17. bad education
    Shocked Parents Find the Blue Man Group’s Educational Philosophy ‘Unstructured’You don’t say?
    By Joe Coscarelli
  18. kids today
    Stuyvesant Students Really Know How to Sell ‘Slutty Wednesday’ ProtestThey’re fighting against an unjust dress code.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  19. mayor bloomberg
    Mayor Bloomberg Doles Out Questionable Advice to Cornell Graduates Or maybe he’s offering them a crash pad?
    By Caroline Bankoff
  20. kids today
    NYC Teens Really Into Weapons on Roofs LatelyNow it’s BB guns on the Lower East Side.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  21. kids today
    Fifteen-Year-Olds Responsible for Brooklyn Dart Attacks, ObviouslyDamn kids.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  22. education
    New York Reading Exam Gets Trippy With ‘The Pineapple and the Hare’Are you smarter than an eighth grader?
    By Joe Coscarelli
  23. happy things
    New York City Middle Schoolers Rule at ChessThey won the National High School Championship.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  24. sad things
    New York Poverty Rate Keeps ClimbingBad news.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  25. education
    Bad Teacher, Part XLVIIIA 12-year-old Bronx boy says his teacher duct-taped him to a chair.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  26. kids today
    Orthodox Jewish Teenagers Drinking Like TeenagersThey call it “shul-hopping.”
    By Joe Coscarelli
  27. technology
    Your Facebook Profile Probably Gives Away Your Work EthicA new study found that job performance can be predicted via social networking.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  28. eye of newt
    NYU Girls for Newt GingrichPerhaps the GOP candidate’s youth appeal has been underestimated.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  29. technology
    Don’t Call It a GchatGoogle prefers the official terms.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  30. education
    Brooklyn School Rewards Kids Who Don’t Pee, PoopAn elementary school teacher is under fire for her new prize system.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  31. technology
    Teens Are Supposedly Showing Each Other Their Passwords, All Willy-NillyIt’s like sex, but stupider.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  32. kids today
    Striving Morgan Stanley Hopeful Scolded by Vacationing CEOLesson: Don’t e-mail important people on holidays.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  33. higher learning
    NYU Student Flips Out Over Occupy Wall Street Assignment Now these are some insane, department-wide e-mails.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  34. kids today
    Local Politicians Not Cool With Teen PSA Against ‘Raw Dogging’Adults hate to hear kids speak frankly about sex.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  35. health
    Obesity Down Among NYC KidsMichelle Obama will be happy to hear it.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  36. drugs
    Kids Still Dig MarijuanaMaybe more than ever.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  37. scandals
    Consensual Sex Story Is Tearing Yeshiva University ApartAn essay in the student newspaper about premarital relations has caused an “uproar.”
    By Joe Coscarelli
  38. kids today
    Congressional Staffers Fired for Drinking and TweetingThey bragged online about drinking in the office and hating their boss.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  39. kids today
    Times Writer Confused by the Mating Rituals of the Young and ‘Literary’Meet the kids behind The New Inquiry.
    By Noreen Malone
  40. old men with money
    Old People Keeping All the Wealth for ThemselvesFigures.
    By Noreen Malone
  41. technology
    Adults Are Teaching Kids How to Use Facebook During a BreakupKids learn Facebook dos and don’ts, but maybe adults should learn them, too.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  42. bankers delight
    UBS May Leave Stamford for ManhattanIt will make the 22-year-olds happy.
    By Noreen Malone
  43. fight club
    Middle Schoolers Suspended for Bathroom Fight ClubThe first rule of middle school fight club is, oh, whatever.
    By Julie Gerstein
  44. horrible things
    Teen Offers Worst-Ever Rationalization for Killing Someone“The thing that made me not feel so bad was she was old.”
    By Jessica Pressler