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Stupid Crime Of The Day

  1. stupid crime of the day
    Wisconsin Man Could Not Resist Sex With CouchOn the street.
    By Dan Amira
  2. stupid crime of the day
    Man Fell Asleep While Robbing HouseFail.
    By Dan Amira
  3. crimes and misdemeanors
    Robbers In Amazing Masks Caught After Thanking Mask-Makers They were really good.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  4. stupid crime of the day
    Upstate Man Shoots Buddy in LegHe asked for it.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  5. stupid crime of the day
    Things Not to Do If You’re a Drug MuleLeave a note in your luggage entitled “Confessions of the Mule.”
    By Dan Amira
  6. stupid crime of the day
    Bronx Store Clerks Foil Robbery, Witnesses Wonder WhyMan, expectations have gotten really low for retail employees.
    By Chris Rovzar
  7. stupid crime of the day
    When You Need a Slice, You Need a SliceAn East New York man robbed a pizza place and then returned hours later to buy (!!) a slice.
    By Chris Rovzar
  8. stupid crime of the day
    High-Stakes Foxy Brown ‘Mooning’ Trial DismissedNOW what are we supposed to talk about?
    By Chris Rovzar
  9. neighborhood news
    Frustrated Stage Actor Defaces Ed Sullivan Theater FacadeTake that, Letterman.
    By Chris Rovzar
  10. stupid crime of the day
    Woman Hides NYPD License Plate in Pants, Cops Come and Get ItIt’s our stupid crime of the day!
    By Chris Rovzar
  11. socialites
    Beata Boman Really Likes Scarves, Okay?She likes to wear them around her neck, she likes to wear them as dresses, she likes to shoplift them …
    By Chris Rovzar
  12. stupid crime of the day
    If You Rob a Jewelry Store Without a Mask, Don’t Go Back to Shop ThereSimple lessons.
    By Chris Rovzar
  13. stupid crime of the day
    What Is Missing in This Attempted-Burglary Story?A Williamsburg man had a rude awakening this weekend.
    By Chris Rovzar
  14. stupid crime of the day
    When Ripping Out Gas Pipes You Are Stealing, Don’t Light a CigaretteSounds simple, right?
    By Chris Rovzar
  15. stupid crime of the day
    The Old ‘I Was Asleep While I Was Fondling a Stranger on an Airplane’ Excuse Never FliesEspecially if YOU’RE A RABBI.
    By Chris Rovzar
  16. stupid crime of the day
    There May Be a Reason Your Meth Smells Like FeetA novel drug-trafficking technique.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  17. stupid crime of the day
    Don’t Punch Anybody in the Library, Even If They Are Looking at Porn on a Public ComputerYou want to interrupt that with one of your own body parts?
    By Chris Rovzar
  18. stupid crime of the day
    Paz de la Huerta Charged With AssaultAnd criminal possession of a weapon!
    By Chris Rovzar
  19. zombies
    Zombie Hunter Arrested in Port Authority Bus TerminalNow we’re no longer safe from zombies coming from Toronto!
    By Chris Rovzar
  20. stupid crime of the day
    Man Goes Berserk With Baseball Bat Over Fried Chicken BreastsFair enough.
    By Chris Rovzar
  21. awful things
    What’s More Terrible Than Having Sex in Your Grandmother’s Bed?Having sex in your grandmother’s bed while her dead body is stuffed in the closet.
    By Chris Rovzar
  22. stupid crime of the day
    To Provide for Homeless, Self-Styled Senior Citizen Robin Hood Steals From … the Chinese?Well, she’d be Robin Hood if Robin Hood were xenophobic.
    By Chris Rovzar
  23. stupid crime of the day
    Shockingly, Hit Purchased on HitManForHire.net Was Not a SuccessWell, it was successful for the woman who was supposed to be murdered.
    By Dan Amira
  24. stupid crime of the day
    Just Because You Are 16 Doesn’t Mean You Can ShopliftWe know this will come as news to many of you.
    By Chris Rovzar
  25. stupid crime of the day
    General Advice Department: Do Not Ask Your Bail Bondsman About Bribing the JudgeStart with the court reporter.
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. bad looks
    Stamford Man Is Good Example for Why It’s a Bad Idea to Stab Someone Halfway Through a HaircutDavid Davis could not let it ride.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. stupid crime of the day
    Why Is Underwear Such a Go-To Hiding Spot for People Sneaking Things on Airplanes?A 64-year-old lady sewed 1,699 $100 bills into her bloomers.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  28. stupid crime of the day
    Many Things Can Go Wrong When You Model Your Robbery After the Plot of SnatchFake Hasids and diamond heists.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  29. stupid crime of the day
    Theodora Richards Arrested for Writing With Bubble PaintOn a convent. Also, she had a bunch of drugs on her.
    By Chris Rovzar
  30. stupid crime of the day
    Former President of Local Mother’s Against Drunk Driving Arrested for … Well, GuessDrunk driving!
    By Chris Rovzar
  31. stupid crime of the day
    Man Gets Fifteen Years in Prison for Stealing DeodorantHe’d been arrested 74 times before.
    By Chris Rovzar
  32. stupid crime of the day
    Things That Should Never Happen Just Because Someone Ate the Last Hot PocketSlapping and kidnapping.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  33. stupid crime of the day
    Man Reports Own Car Stolen After Abandoning It in Police ChaseIt’s been awhile since we’ve had a good Stupid Crime of the Day!
    By Chris Rovzar
  34. stupid crime of the day
    Three Teens Charged With Criminal Possesion of … SnowballsDon’t laugh.
    By Chris Rovzar
  35. moneyballs
    Note: When Using Fake Bills, Do Not Keep Them in Your UnderwearThis is what we learned from today’s Stupid Crime of the Day.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. stupid crime of the day
    Man Has Car Stolen, Regains It, All in One Week on CraigslistJewish Justice!
    By Chris Rovzar
  37. stupid crime of the day
    Here’s a Little Hint About What to Do With the Note You Passed to a Bank Teller Demanding CashDon’t leave it with the teller with your fingerprints on it.
    By Chris Rovzar
  38. ballsy crimes
    Hong Kong Businessman So Wealthy He Didn’t Notice New York Limo Driver Took Him for a $800,000 RideThese things just don’t happen in Kansas.
    By Chris Rovzar
  39. stupid crime of the day
    When You Are a Suspect, Walking Casually Past the Police Looking for You Doesn’t Actually WorkThat’s what Salvador Avelino learned yesterday.
    By Chris Rovzar
  40. stupid crime of the day
    When Stealing a Frozen Turkey, the ‘Pregnant Belly’ Approach Is Always Better Than the ‘Popeye Leg’ Approach“He’s got a big turkey in his pants!”
    By Chris Rovzar
  41. stupid crime of the day
    Rapist to Victim in Post-Attack Phone Call: ‘So, You Mad at Me?’This story will give you the chills.
    By Chris Rovzar
  42. stupid crime of the day
    Hiding Under Covers Apparently Not Such a Silly Way to Foil Burglars After AllIn fact, it worked perfectly well for Katherine Garcia.
    By Chris Rovzar
  43. stupid crime of the day
    Man Denies Owning Bag of Crack Found in Own ButtLet him explain.
    By Chris Rovzar
  44. stupid crime of the day
    This Is What You Should Do If You Find Your Doorman Trying on Your LingerieCall the ‘Post.’
    By Chris Rovzar
  45. stupid crime of the day
    New York’s Most Crooked Cabby: The TLC Is ‘Like Pontius Pilate’What does that even mean?
    By Chris Rovzar
  46. full warning this is a very gross story
    This Is the Worst Heroin-Smuggling Plan You Have Ever HeardAnd there are a lot of bad heroin-smuggling stories.
    By Chris Rovzar
  47. stupid crime of the day
    New York’s Naked Crime Spree ContinuesMichael Canaii “sauntered” down the street, screaming and smashing in car windows.
    By Chris Rovzar
  48. stupid crime of the day
    Carrie Bradshaw Always Gets Her ManToday’s ‘Post’ police blotter has yet another gem.
    By Chris Rovzar
  49. ballsy state senators
    Pedro Espada Is the City’s Top LittererIs there any petty crime this guy can’t excel at?
    By Chris Rovzar
  50. stupid crime of the day
    Manhattan Judge Busted With ‘Massive Porn Cache’ on Work ComputerDon’t you hate it when you forget to hit “Empty Cache”?
    By Chris Rovzar
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