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  1. unsolicited nudity
    Hundreds Rode the Subway Without Pants TodayDid you see them?
  2. fears come true
    Man Falls Between Subway and Platform in Union Square, Gets Pinned by HydraulicsThis is an awful nightmare come true.
  3. stand clear of the closing doors
    Hero Rescues Man on Subway Tracks Because He Doesn’t Want to Be Late for WorkThis is so New York it hurts.
  4. stand clear of the naked wangs
    Subway Flasher Gets More Exposure Than He Bargained ForYouTube fame befalls a frottageur who rubbed up against the wrong woman.
  5. stand clear of the closing doors
    Slacker Subway Signal Inspectors Were Only Pretending to Do Their JobsA job that prevents subways from colliding.
  6. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA: Seriously, the F Train Isn’t As Bad As It WasIt’s one of the only subway lines in New York that improved this year!
  7. stand clear of the closing doors
    Chilean Miner Edison Pena Will Not Take the SubwayAnd called the hot dogs here “so-so.”
  8. nightmares come to life
    Man Face-Plants Into Subway’s Third Rail, LivesAnother personal nightmare come to life.
  9. the most important people in the world
    Madonna Rode the SubwayYes, this is news.
  10. miracle on the tracks
    Heroic Subway Conductor Saves Woman From Terrifying Death on the TracksFrancis Lusk: awesome.
  11. awful things
    Seriously, Do Not Walk Between Cars on a Moving Subway TrainA woman attempting to do so earlier this year fell between cars and was run over by eleven trains.
  12. stand clear of the closing doors
    Wi-Fi and Mobile Service Coming to New York Subway Stations$200 million plan is moving forward.
  13. stand clear of the closing doors
    Rise in Subway Usage Could Not Be Coming at a Worse TimeOnly 60 percent of trains arrive on time.
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    L Train Has More Missed Connections Than Any OtherThis should not be a surprise to people who take it around 9 in the morning.
  15. grime
    The Subway Is Getting DirtierThe M and the V are the least clean.
  16. stand clear of the closing doors
    Do. Not. Run. To. Catch. The. Train.Especially if you are drunk.
  17. just another moment on the train
    Man Moves Entire Apartment Using the Subway, Loses Friends in ProcessThe things you see on the train.
  18. heroes
    There’s a New Subway Hero!This is a great day for “unidentified black men” everywhere.
  19. sad things
    Good Samaritan Killed by N TrainHe was trying to save a woman who jumped down to pick up her jacket.
  20. stand clear of the closing doors
    A Lot of Subway Signage Is About to Become ObsoleteDo you want one?
  21. stand clear of the closing doors
    Why It’s Called a Dead Man’s SwitchThe subway safety feature earns its name.
  22. stand clear of the closing doors
    This ‘Wilding’ Thing Is Really Catching OnThe subway system has been the target of a crime spree.
  23. stand clear of the closing doors
    Collectible Subway Art: Faux MTA Signs Urging Politeness“Keep your finger out of your nose. Please.”
  24. stand clear of the closing doors
    AmNY Made Staffers Visit Every Single Subway Bathroom in the CityWe cannot possibly fathom what they could have done to deserve that punishment.
  25. terror plots
    Zazi and Other Terrorists Planned to Target Times Square, Grand Central Subway StationsThe goal was to detonate two suicide bombs during rush hour.
  26. stand clear of the closing doors
    55 Percent of Subway Announcements Are UnintelligibleFor the MTA, unfortunately, knowing is not half the battle.
  27. stand clear of the closing doors
    The MTA Doesn’t Think the Subway’s Constant Service Changes Are Funny at AllAds using acronyms like WTF have been rejected.
  28. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA Announces Large-Scale Service CutsSay goodbye to the W and the V.
  29. stand clear of the closing doors
    Subway Fare Evaders Ruin It for the Rest of UsHow minor transgressions have made the whole system worse off.
  30. awful things
    Update: Victim in Afternoon Subway Tragedy Was Retrieving Her Handbag From TracksThe 48-year-old was crushed between the platform and the train.
  31. awful things
    Girl Hit, Killed by 6 Train at 77th StreetThis is awful.
  32. heroes
    New Subway Hero Proves Your Neighbors Really Are Looking Out for YouSunset Park strangers endured a harrowing situation on the tracks last week.
  33. stand clear of the closing doors
    Snow-Related Subway Errors BeginExpect delays on the B and D trains.
  34. stand clear of the closing doors
    F Train to Get Way Worse Before It Gets BetterPushing your stroller all the way from Park Slope to Manhattan is SO carbon neutral.
  35. stand clear of the naked wangs
    Finally, a Subway Masturbator Who Stands Up for HimselfPeople who enjoy masturbating on the subway have found their figurehead.
  36. stand clear of the closing doors
    There Will Be Escalators Again in the Union Square Subway Station!You have to hang on to the little victories.
  37. stand clear of the closing doors
    Students Probably Won’t Have to Pay for MetroCards After AllDisaster probably averted.
  38. stand clear of the closing doors
    The Bryant Park Subway Stop Is Destroying Your EarsIt’s the loudest place in the city, according to a study.
  39. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA Allowing Non-Hipsters to Experience Subway Countdown ClocksBut they’re putting them in the wrong places.
  40. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA Approves Doomsday CutsSay good-bye to the beloved W and Z trains.
  41. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA Criticized for Hating ChildrenSchoolchildren will soon be forced to pay to ride the subway like everyone else.
  42. stand clear of the closing doors
    It’s Already Doomsday Again for the MTAGood thing we prevented those service cuts for a few months with all those taxes.
  43. stand clear of the closing doors
    Scald Yourself With Hot Tea on the Subway This WeekendSomeone is holding a “vintage tea party” on the subway.
  44. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA Whistleblower Who Was Pushed Onto Tracks Maybe Wasn’t PushedHe actually may have just fallen himself, which would be a lot less scandalous.
  45. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA Boss Says No Fare Hike In 2010But yes fare hike in 2011.
  46. subway pervs
    Subway Pervs Were More Pervy in 2009Especially in Midtown.
  47. sandwiches
    Goin’ Up to the Subway in the SkyThe Port Authority is putting a sandwich shop high above Ground Zero.
  48. stand clear of the closing doors
    Going Anywhere Will Be Horrible This WeekendSubway service disruptions, combined with street closings for the parade and the marathon, should make for a big travel headache.
  49. stand clear of the closing doors
    Subway Perv Insists His Behavior Was Perfectly NormalA man caught exposing himself on the A train offers second-worst excuse for sexual misconduct on the subway this year.
  50. stand clear of the closing doors
    MTA Devolving Before Our EyesNew MTA chief Jay Walder is called a “doody-head.”
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