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    Swine Flu Hysteria Was Totally JustifiableIt killed a lot more people than originally thought.
    By Brett Smiley
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    Time to Get Your Dog a Flu MaskTime to stop kissing it, too.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Santas and Neckties Will Give You the FluIndirectly, of course.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Today in Outrage: Goldman Sachs Is Taking Swine-Flu Vaccine From YOUR BABYGoldman and Citigroup both have doses of the swine-flu vaccine. But if the hordes of haters have anything to do with it, their at-risk employees may be out of luck.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Swine Flu: The Violence BeginsThe tension on the subway turns violent.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Sasha and Malia Have Indeed Gotten Their H1N1 ShotsWhew!
    By Lindsay Robertson
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    Eek! Sasha and Malia Aren’t Vaccinated for H1N1Let the controversy begin.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Obama Declares H1N1 National EmergencyIn a statement this afternoon, President Obama declared the H1N1 flu “pandemic” a national emergency.
    By Lindsay Robertson
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    Health Workers Free to Contract Swine Flu If They PleaseA civil rights victory.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    No! Not the RobotsNo one is immune to swine flu.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Congressman Hit By H1N1Announces on Twitter, naturally.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Health Care Workers Prefer Just One Flu Vaccine, ThanksGetting the H1N1 vaccine doesn’t advance any “social interest,” apparently – except for the obvious not-getting-everyone-sick interest.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Now Beer Pong Will Give You Swine FluIs nothing sacred?
    By Chris Rovzar
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    What to Expect When You’re Expecting Swine FluYou will ask yourself questions like, “If I knew I would have this sore throat for the rest of my life, would I choose to go on living?” And the answer will be, “No.”
    By Lindsay Robertson
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    What Do Marilyn Manson and Rachel Maddow Have in Common?Aside from an elegant bone structure?
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Swine Flu Is Your New Excuse to Ditch MeetingsWe all have to make sacrifices.
    By Dan Amira
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    TARP-Supported Companies Outline Conditions Under Which They Can Still Use Private Jets1. It’s for business. 2. They’re afraid of swine flu.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    CBS’s Harry Smith Might Have Swine Flu, Might Just Be HumanAfter all, who isn’t achy after a 25-mile bike ride in the rain, followed by a night of dancing?
    By Dan Amira
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    Long Island Doctor’s Swine-Flu Rap Unexpectedly Awesome“Stop the bedlam,” the good doctor rhymes. “If you think you’re infected, seek attention.”
    By Jessica Pressler
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    ‘H1N1 Influenza Is Here’The takeaway from the CDC’s press conference about swine flu.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    How to Save Yourself From Swine FluIt’s coming.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Rachel Maddow Had Swine FluIt couldn’t have happened to a nicer gal.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    By the Way, One in Ten of You Had Swine FluThis spring, about 800,000 New Yorkers contracted the H1N1 virus.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Swine Flu ‘Possibilities’ Get Scarier and ScarierStart working from home. Now.
    By Lindsay Robertson
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    The Killer Between Our ToesYour flip-flops may be harboring secret weapons.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Summer Camp Sounds Like It’s Going to Be Really Fun This YearSwine flu is ruining EVERYTHING.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    On the East End: Sarah Jessica Parker Gets Pulled Over, Lourdes PrimpsWhat you missed because you don’t have a share house.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Swine Flu at AOL!As if the media isn’t plagued with enough problems, it’s now getting hit with an ACTUAL PLAGUE. The third installment in our series.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Bloomberg: Flies Can Spread Swine Flu!Ahhh, it’s mutating! Everyone freak out!
    By Dan Amira
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    On the East End: Swine Flu 2, LiLo 0Didn’t make it to the Hamptons yet? Here’s everything that happened to everyone worth knowing.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Confirmation of Swine Flu As Pandemic Makes Scientists Go ‘Meh’It is truly the only time ever that leading scientists and we here at Daily Intel have ever shared the same thought.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    By the Way, We All Have Swine FluMaybe that wasn’t allergies after all.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Condé in Crisis: Swine Flu Hits GlamourFirst ‘Vogue,’ now this. Quarantine the pretty people!
    By Jessica Coen
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    Swine Flu Hits VogueA Condé Nast memo just went out warning that an employee on the twelfth floor may have H1N1.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    We’re Officially Nervous About Swine Flu AgainThe “underlying conditions” we keep hearing about are really not that unusual.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    City Hopes Students’ Thirst for Knowledge Supercedes Impulse for FunStudents affected by schools closed by swine flu are going to the mall, despite the Department of Education’s wishes.
    By Dan Amira
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    Some Students Are Psyched About Swine FluHint: It’s not the ones who have to wait nine hours in the emergency room.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Swine Flu: Not Just for the Outer Boroughs AnymoreA private school on the UES has shut its doors after students fell ill.
    By Jessica Coen
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    First New Yorker Felled by Swine FluMitchell Weiner, a well-loved Queens assistant principal, succumbed to the disease last night.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Comeback of the Year: Swine FluThree schools in Queens have shut down after an outbreak.
    By Jessica Coen
  41. Swine Flu Goes StealthNow the near-pandemic has gotten so clever, people who have it don’t even get ‘sick.’ Diabolical!
    By Chris Rovzar
  42. Stephen King: A Nuclear Attack Will Make You Forget All About Swine FluThis guy is such a ray of sunshine.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Catholics Do Their Part to Fight the Swine FluAnd more of the latest terrifying swine-flu news.
    By Dan Amira
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    Swine Flu’s Second Attempt at Obama FailsAn aide to the Energy secretary caught the virus, but didn’t pass it on to Obama.
    By Dan Amira
  45. Joe Biden Panicmongering Over Swine FluEven we in the media are impressed.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    WHO Upgrades Swine-Flu AlertWe are apparently in phase five out of six in preparation for a global pandemic.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Live From Mexico: Avoiding Swine Flu While Working on That TanThis is no time to cancel a vacation! Um, right?
    By Emma Rosenblum
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    Swine Flu Both a Blessing and Curse to Actual SwinePigs we eat: happy! Pigs we pet: sad and lonely.
    By Dan Amira
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    Swine Flu Now Also Kills Americans People in AmericaThe United States has lost its first victim to the new epidemic.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Swine Flu May Have Spread to Two More SchoolsSo, yes, it’s spreading. But still: Remain calm!
    By Dan Amira
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