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    Tesla Says It Was Just Kidding, Stores to Remain OpenThe company is only closing 10 percent of its stores, despite a previous announcement.
  2. never tweet
    I Love That Elon Musk Can’t Stop Tweeting. The SEC Does Not.The most relatable thing about Elon Musk is his inability to stop tweeting despite the severe personal and professional harm it has caused him.
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    Tesla’s Car Business Is Booming. Unfortunately, It’s Not Just a Car Company.The acquisition of a struggling solar power company in 2016 looked bad from the jump, and has only gotten worse.
  4. technology
    Elon Musk Slashes Workforce, Says Road Ahead for Tesla Looks ‘Very Difficult’Musk announced he’s cutting seven percent of the company’s staff.
  5. the top line
    Elon Musk and Tesla Want You to Know They Are Normal NowJust another auto company mass-producing a profitable car.
  6. elon musk
    Elon Musk to Resign as Tesla Chairman, Pay SEC $20 Million Over TweetThe embattled entrepreneur will stay on as CEO, and may finally learn to stay off Twitter.
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    SEC Sues Elon Musk for FraudIt all started when Musk tweeted a pot joke that wasn’t entirely a joke.
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    4 Possible Futures for Elon Musk and TeslaDoes Tesla motor along? Does it get acquired? Will Elon serve jail time? We do some divination for America’s weirdest CEO.
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    Elon Musk Gets Sued for Calling Diver Who Rescued Cave-Trapped Boys a ‘Pedo’The billionaire tripled down on his speculation that the heroic diver was a pedophile and dared him to sue.
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    Tesla Stock Goes Up in Smoke As Two Executives DepartBut at least Elon seems to be having fun!
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    Why Elon Musk Is Reading ‘The Waste Land’It’s not because he’s an Eliot scholar.
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    What the Hell Is Going on With Azealia Banks and Elon MuskAn extremely 2018 drama delivered via Instagram Story.
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    Elon Musk Made a Weed Joke and Plunged Tesla Into ChaosA weed joke that moves markets.
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    Tesla Battery Ignited in Flames Twice Following Fatal CrashAfter using nearly 300 gallons of water to quell the raging flames, firefighters said the Model S battery reignited two more times.
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    Tesla Files Lawsuit Against Whistle-blowerMartin Tripp says he is being punished for speaking out against Elon Musk.
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    Tesla Laying Off Thousands of EmployeesElon Musk said in an email that the company is laying off 9 percent of its staff.
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    Report: The Tesla Factory Is Dangerous Because Elon Musk Hates YellowHe also reportedly dislikes having “too many signs” and beeping noises from forklifts.
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    Tesla to NTSB: You Can’t Fire Me, I QuitThe car company was removed from an investigation into a crash involving one of its self-driving cars.
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    Elon Musk Deletes Facebook Pages for SpaceX and Tesla“What’s Facebook?”
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    What It’s Like to Take a Road Trip With the Tesla Model 3A weekend upstate with Tesla’s sporty new electric vehicle.
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    Tesla Used to Joke About Having More Employees Named ‘Matt’ Than WomenAnother grossly gendered anecdote from the tech world.
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    Elon Musk Finally Showed the World a Tesla Model 3Musk tweeted pictures of the car early Monday morning.
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    Female Tesla Employee Calls Factory a ‘Predator Zone’According to a new report, 20 women spoke about their experiences with sexual harassment at Tesla during a town-hall meeting.
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    Elon Musk’s Horniness Causes Tesla Branding ProblemsIn trying to get sex, he caused a lot of confusion.
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    Elon Musk Weighs in on the Inevitability of Sex Robots and Roombas Taking OverSome new insights about the SpaceX and Tesla founder from a Vanity Fair profile.
  26. Elon Musk Has Spoken: Tesla Is Coming for UberElon Musk just released his second “master plan” for Tesla Motors, and it’s not good news for Uber.
  27. Elon Musk’s ‘Master Plan’ to Build Cars That Make You MoneyDriving is going to be a thing of the past.
  28. Elon Musk: A Lesson in Never TweetingOr, emailing, as it were.
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    This Won’t Be the Last Self-Driving-Car DeathOfficials are currently investigating the first fatal Tesla accident.
  30. self-driving cars
    Tesla Under Investigation After Fatal Crash Is Linked to Self-Driving SystemA Tesla Model S hit a tractor-trailer in Florida while in “Autopilot” mode in May.
  31. Elon Musk Says Not to Use Your $70,000 Tesla As a Boat, Even Though You CanSadly, the Model S isn’t a two-for-one deal. It’s just a car.
  32. Please Don’t Use Your $75,000 Self-Driving Car As a Traveling Nap PodEven if the car drives itself, you should probably still stay awake behind the wheel.
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    Tech Dudes Get Fully Mad Online Over Future CarThe event started two hours late, and there was no food.
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    5 Early Technology Adopters Who Are Living Life Like It’s Already TomorrowFrom the family with the robot house to the guy with four virtual assistants
  35. How Much Better a Parent Will You Be If You Buy a New Tesla SUV?Plug into your greener self, just in time for soccer season!
  36. Tesla’s New Model D Is Not a Self-Driving CarStill has a funny name, though.
  37. oh brooklyn
    Buy a Park Slope Condo, Get a Free TeslaFor only $6 million.
  38. Elon Musk’s Got Beef: A Time Line of the Tesla Billionaire’s Greatest FeudsNot even George Clooney is spared.
  39. men of science
    Elon Musk Avoids Tesla Talk on Jimmy KimmelThe Twitter topic of choice did not come up.
  40. media
    New York Times Reporter Unimpressed by Tesla’s Model S Test Drive DataHe insists he didn’t intentionally bomb the test.
  41. Elon Musk, New York Times Not Letting Tesla Test Drive GoThe company claims its logs show the reporter never fully ran out of energy.
  42. the future
    New York Times Not Sorry for Sinking Tesla Stock With Bad ReviewCEO Elon Musk called the article “fake.”
  43. the unneediest cases
    You Should Feel Really Bad for Elon MuskThe poster child of the poor not-poor.