Because this year …
… a man could fall face-flat on the third rail …
… a baby could be born on the Bowling Green subway platform …
… a man could have an AC unit accidentally fall on his head …
… a woman could get bitten by a rabid raccoon …
… a man could jump off a 40-story building and land on a Dodge Charger …
… a 3-year-old could tumble from a fourth-story window in the Bronx …
… a man minding his own business could get beaten up by a man dressed as a scary clown on Halloween …
… an MTA worker could fall off an elevated train platform in Queens onto a street …
… a man could crash his car on the Taconic State Parkway and get stuck in a swamp for four days …
… a family of six could find themselves in the midst of a building fire …
… and live.